Breaking News: Man dines and ditches at Waffle House

That's no way to treat fish guts.

We called it 'Dine and Dash.' Quite popular in college. I got mad when my friends got away with it, yet I had the bill!!

Nothing says class like stiffing a Waffle House waitress. :roll:

Apparently, what qualifies for a "news"paper headline these days. Excluding our local FunkyBreeze actual Newspaper.

"DESTIN ? A 21-year-old man was arrested July 17 on charges of fraud.
The man was in Waffle House on Regions Way and had order and consumed a meal valued at $10.64.
According to an Okaloosa County Sheriff's report, the man gave the cashier a credit card that did not have his name on it.
When the employee told the man he would have to confiscate the card the man left the restaurant without paying for his food."

I believe Papa Scooterbug would call that a "slow news day." :roll:

Glad I have a subscription to a different paper with actual news stories.

Scattered, smothered, covered, chunked and :leaving:
Too bad he wasn't riding a pig as his get-a-way vehicle. That could have been newsy.

Or a goat.

I vote for a getaway llama!

Stubborn Mule.

"DESTIN ? A 21-year-old man was arrested July 17 on charges of fraud.
The man was in Waffle House on Regions Way and had order and consumed a meal valued at $10.64.
According to an Okaloosa County Sheriff's report, the man gave the cashier a credit card that did not have his name on it.
When the employee told the man he would have to confiscate the card the man left the restaurant without paying for his food."

I believe Papa Scooterbug would call that a "slow news day." :roll:

Glad I have a subscription to a different paper with actual news stories.

Wow!!! $10.64 bill....that's a lot of food at waffle house!