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Nearly nakkeed and holding

Alicia Leonard avatar
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Well, at least there wasn't a goat involved.

"The moral of the story," Christian said, "is if you have illegal drugs in the house, it's probably not a good idea to call attention to yourself by standing in the road naked." :lol::lol::lol:

Nearly naked Jefferson County man charged with drug possession

A Jefferson County man standing wrapped only in a towel in his front yard was arrested this morning, but not because he was near naked.

Fearing someone was in his house, the man asked Jefferson County sheriff's deputies to search the home. When they did, they found a pound of marijuana.

"Deputies found no signs of an intruder in the house, and little sign of intelligence outside the house," said Chief Deputy Randy Christian.

A passerby called deputies about 4:15 a.m. to report a man was standing naked in the road in the 2200 block of Old Springville Road.

They arrived to find Richard Baker, 48, cloaked in a towel. He told authorities someone was in his house trying to rob him and asked they go inside and look for the bad guy.

When deputies entered the home, Christian said, they immediately smelled marijuana and spotted a plastic grocery bag containing six sandwich bags, each filled with the pot.

The total weight was about one pound with a value of between $800 to $1,000.

Baker was arrested for first-degree possession of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia.

He is in the county jail with bond set at $21,000.

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Rita avatar
margarita brocolia
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"Deputies found no signs of an intruder in the house, and little sign of intelligence outside the house,"
:funn:


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DD avatar
SoWal Expert
#3
:floor::funn:
Beach Fanatic
#4
Not that I would know, but isn't $800-$1,000 a little cheap for a pound of pot?
ClintClint avatar
Beach Fanatic
#5
Not that I would know, but isn't $800-$1,000 a little cheap for a pound of pot?
Sounds more like $19,000 worth of those famous Panhandle Prescription Brownies
Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#6
ohmylawd.
Franny avatar
Beach Fanatic
#7
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"Deputies found no signs of an intruder in the house, and little sign of intelligence outside the house,"
:funn:


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The quote of the day!!!:clap:
Zebraspots avatar
Beach Fanatic
#8
He took the towel, but left the pot? :idontno:
Beach Comber
#9
Not that I would know, but isn't $800-$1,000 a little cheap for a pound of pot?

yeah right
sunspotbaby avatar
SoWal Insider
#10
I'll have what he's having. :cool:
Gidget avatar
Beach Fanatic
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beats on hood
#12
There are crazy stories like that in our local paper every day because the police reports are published.

One of the craziest ones was a report about a man who called 911 one morning because someone shot him the night before. When police asked him why he didn't call right after he had been shot, he told officers, "Because I was too drunk." :lol:

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