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Vasectomy Music

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Songs one can listen to while having a vasectomy:

"Chuck Berry - My Ding-A-Ling"

"AC/DC - I've got big balls!"

"Tip Toe Through The Tulips" - Tiny Tim

Cuts Like A Knife" by Bryan Adams

Billie Jean - Micheal Jackson

Just in Time" - Tony Bennett.

Nookie by Limp Biskit (My personal Favorite :lol:)

Any way you slice it" - Kiss

Losing my religion" - REM

Love hurts" - Nazareth

I wanna be sedated" - Ramones

"This house is empty" - Fleshtones

Detachable Penis" by King Missile

Cuts You Up" by Peter Murphy

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Beach Fanatic
#2
"Sorry About That" by The Epileptic Urologists
Will B avatar
Moderator
#3
"Hurt" by Nine Inch Nails
"Love Gun" by KISS
ClintClint avatar
Beach Fanatic
#4
"Great Balls of Fire" by Jerry Lee Lewis
Poodleone avatar
Beach Fanatic
#5
Big Ten Inch Record by Aerosmith (well, Bull Moose Jackson in the 40's but I digress...)

Another One Bites the Dust by Queen
Zebraspots avatar
Beach Fanatic
#6
The Family Guy vasectomy song ? with lyrics! ? EveryJoe

A vasectomy?s a important medical procedure
One that makes you half a man
Remember when you twisted up your garden hose
Well, essentially, that is the plan
That is the plan

Hey but you?ll never have to wear a condom
When you do it with your wife ?

?or anyone else you do it with. We promise not to tell, like that new hot chick at work. You know, the one who always has high beams under her ribbed-white cotton T-shirt, but then stares daggers at you for checking her out, and it?s like, why do you wear that if you don?t want attention? But you know you shouldn?t think that way because of the sexual harassment meeting you all had to go to. Seriously, how lame was that? And you couldn?t help but notice that the female lawyer running the seminar had a huge rack, like, ridiculously huge for someone who has to talk about that kind of stuff. Well, I guess that?s the definition of the word?

I-ron-y

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Poodleone avatar
Beach Fanatic
#7
The Family Guy vasectomy song ? with lyrics! ? EveryJoe

A vasectomy?s a important medical procedure
One that makes you half a man
Remember when you twisted up your garden hose
Well, essentially, that is the plan
That is the plan

Hey but you?ll never have to wear a condom
When you do it with your wife ?

?or anyone else you do it with. We promise not to tell, like that new hot chick at work. You know, the one who always has high beams under her ribbed-white cotton T-shirt, but then stares daggers at you for checking her out, and it?s like, why do you wear that if you don?t want attention? But you know you shouldn?t think that way because of the sexual harassment meeting you all had to go to. Seriously, how lame was that? And you couldn?t help but notice that the female lawyer running the seminar had a huge rack, like, ridiculously huge for someone who has to talk about that kind of stuff. Well, I guess that?s the definition of the word?

I-ron-y

We have a winner! :clap:
LuciferSam avatar
Banned
#8
Take me out to the ball game.
Poodleone avatar
Beach Fanatic
#9
Take me out to the ball game.

That's the ring tone on my cell phone. I'll never hear it quite the same way again.

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