Never ending story

We haven't done this in a while. I'll start--you add to. C&P the previous post so we can keep up.

It was so hot in Texas that.........

Hookers were letting down their armpit hair.

But their pimp came by and handed them a daisy raser.....

But their pimp came by and handed them a daisy raser.....

He said "c'mon ladies, dreadlocks are so last millennium"

He said "c'mon ladies, dreadlocks are so last millennium"

One of the hookers mouthed off to the pimp 'cause she was danged tired of him running her life and she thought she deserved more of a cut if she had to shave, to boot.

One of the hookers mouthed off to the pimp 'cause she was danged tired of him running her life and she thought she deserved more of a cut if she had to shave, to boot.

And the pimp said "you can't shave off your armpit hair, where are you going to stash your crack"

I ain't no crack ho. Uh-huh.

And the pimp said "you can't shave off your armpit hair, where are you going to stash your crack"

And she said, "Keith, you know I keep my stash in my coochy!"
[Thanks, NW Florida Daily News... Woman has 'Keith' on her crotch, cocaine in her 'coochy' | woman, cocaine, coochy - News - Northwest Florida Daily News]

And she said, "Keith, you know I keep my stash in my coochy!"
[Thanks, NW Florida Daily News... Woman has 'Keith' on her crotch, cocaine in her 'coochy' | woman, cocaine, coochy - News - Northwest Florida Daily News]

About thaqt time, the cops showed up with a drug sniffing dog and a hand held vacuum and one of them said"What do we have here?"

About that time, the cops showed up with a drug sniffing dog and a hand held vacuum and one of them said, "What do we have here?"

But then they were distracted by a naked man running down the street screaming that the aliens were stealing his pot.

But then they were distracted by a naked man running down the street screaming that the aliens were stealing his pot.

The perpetrator was clothed in barely a towel, but the attention was clearly on the cootch...

The perpetrator was clothed in barely a towel, but the attention was clearly on the cootch...

And, the weed....the weed.

and then a customer came by and said, "I like a frank with the veg..."

And the vendor said, "do you want ketchup or mustard with that?"

And the vendor said, "do you want ketchup or mustard with that?"

Before the customer could answer, off in the distance, a propane tank erupted in a huge fiery explosion.

Before the customer could answer, off in the distance, a propane tank erupted in a huge fiery explosion.

So the NWF Daily News immediately reported that a meth lab explosion (possibly a CIA operation) had covered the beaches with a "new cold remedy."

So the NWF Daily News immediately reported that a meth lab explosion (possibly a CIA operation) had covered the beaches with a "new cold remedy."

Not only were all interested party's nasal passages cleared up, but a strange glow came over everybody's face, like a green and yellow sunflower... but this sunflower had a twist...

......you see, it was a conspiracy deeply planted from prostitution to meth labs and only one person knew the truth.....

(If you ask me, they should have all just gotten high and tallied ho.)

......you see, it was a conspiracy deeply planted from prostitution to meth labs and only one person knew the truth.....

(If you ask me, they should have all just gotten high and tallied ho.)

And he said "I aint telling no ho anything until I get my money's worth!!"

And he said "I aint telling no ho anything until I get my money's worth!!"

So they arrested Mr. Gibson

So they arrested Mr. Gibson

And he asked for his ex wife's Russian lawyer in Spanish.

Which unfortunately bears a strong resemblance to the native language of Krughiyuthvyunveyrvygeuwhgehpgiwastan rebels when you are slurring your words.

So Mel won't be making any movies for a while.

I'm too tired to think right now.... too funny!!!

The Russkaya Mafiya wants a word or two with Mr. Gibson~~~~~~

The Russkaya Mafiya wants a word or two with Mr. Gibson~~~~~~

They suspect that he and Ms. Palin at one time were holed up in Alaska together and looking at houses of top ranking syndicate members through a telescope atop a snowdrift.

Ms. Palin is Yuri.