Could someone please make this call for me?

Got this email and I am just a bit too busy at the moment to claim my inheritance. If it was 6 million pounds I suppose I could find the time.

You're kidding right? Do you have Skype or Google Talk... lolz It's gotta be a scam eh?

Not a scam. I got the same email and am due to receive the wired funds tomorrow. Of course I had to prepay the $52,000 in int'l taxes and wiring fees but that's nothing compared to the $3,000,000 I'm getting.

Kurt, lets go pick out some Alys Beach Properties on Wednesday if you're available.

Wait... I'm making the call only 50% finder's fee...

Not a scam. I got the same email and am due to receive the wired funds tomorrow. Of course I had to prepay the $52,000 in int'l taxes and wiring fees but that's nothing compared to the $3,000,000 I'm getting.

Kurt, lets go pick out some Alys Beach Properties on Wednesday if you're available.

You got scammed - I only had to pay $40,000.

I''ll meet you at the sales center. It's the white building. We might be able to afford to go halfsies.

There must be a lot of wealthy people dying in the UK and leaving unclaimed funds because I got the exact email this morning. So, I will meet you two at Alys Beach and we can go in thirds. How 'bout it?

I'll be happy to handle it for all of you, but first I need your address, phone number, last 4 digits of your ss#, your mother's maiden name, the name of your first pet, and the number of a valid credit card with the expiration date and 3 digit csv #. Just let me know what house you want at Alys.;-)

I think the computers were having drunkity fun this weekend too - must be why I apparently emailed myself to let myself know I had left myself a message on my nonexistent Facebook page. :roll:

Kurt, I want in on it, too, but I'm still waiting on that check from Nigeria.

Be careful Lake View. I think that Nigerian email is a scam. The UK offer is solid though, he sent me his pic as proof. I was a little worried since I had to give him my bank account/routing info. There are some real sickos out there, gotta be slightly guarded.

Be careful Lake View. I think that Nigerian email is a scam. The UK offer is solid though, he sent me his pic as proof. I was a little worried since I had to give him my bank account/routing info. There are some real sickos out there, gotta be slightly guarded.

No, no! He knew my e-mail and my last name! How much more legit can it be!

I was so excited, I wanted all ya'll to get on board, so I sent him all ya'll's email adresses. You can thank me later.

Uh-Oh, Y'all. I replied to his email this morning that I was reporting him for fraud. I hope I didn't mess up All Y'all's plans and if you're still buying at Alys Beach, I'm in 'cause I just sent a wire to Nigeria - should be receiving $20M US by tomorrow.

Anyone else receiving the strange pharmacy offers for something similar to Enzyte?

Anyone else receiving the strange pharmacy offers for something similar to Enzyte?

Yes, actually, but the thing I want to know is how did they know?

;-)

Yes, actually, but the thing I want to know is how did they know?

;-)

Dangitall, I didn't think about that~~~~~~

Wow, I won the European lottery 2x over the weekend AND the UN gave me a $650.5 K grant! :roll:

UPS is shipping me things I never ordered! I guess they're trying to drum up busineess. What a great bunch of guys! I guess brown really can do a lot for me, it's true! I haven't actually got the stuff in my hands, YET! (whatever it is). But I know I WILL! because I clicked on that executable file in the email attachment!! I almost feel like a criminal getting all this free stuff, but youcan't blame me for accepting it, CAN YOU??

Ya'll are cracking me up! I got one of these emails a while back too!

Ya'll are cracking me up! I got one of these emails a while back too!

The UPS email is bad news. I'm sure the .exe will mess your system up if you were to click on it. My antivirus program catches it now before it even reaches my inbox.

My latest email reply: "You are so kindest for asking wangxiau, but actually I am not currently in need of a larger penis in 4 weeks. But I will happy to be forward your request to my address book and friends for Facebook."

Wahoo - I just won another one from Singapore. The sender even forwarded a copy of his passport to show legitimacy. I sent the email with passport to HSBC letting them know that I am ready to receive my $12MM.

When are we buying in Alys Beach?

well spit, I haven't received a single inheritance offer! after all these years I'm still only getting offers for penis enlargement and viagra! I want more options!!!

well spit, I haven't received a single inheritance offer! after all these years I'm still only getting offers for penis enlargement and viagra! I want more options!!!

penis enlargement can be a good thing...from what I've heard.

I got an email the other day saying I had messages waiting from Linkedin or something like that but when I click on it, it goes directly to the Viagra - Cialysis site.

Personally, I don't have time to deal with this because I have gotten so many emails
from foreign countries given me so much money from dead people, I am swamped!!!

penis enlargement can be a good thing...from what I've heard.

you know, I've never actually heard from an actual person who has actually had this done. have you??

My penis length increased once I started measuring from my spine.