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Kurt avatar
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"Vodka eyeballing"

It seems as if teenagers are getting bored of regular drinking and now some are taking things to the extreme with "vodka eyeballing".


The term "vodka eyeballing" involves pouring vodka directly onto the surface of the eye. Apparently, kids believe that pouring vodka into their eyes will get them drunk faster and they will pour 80-100 proof vodka directly from the bottle or out of a shot glass.


This bizarre drinking trend is sweeping across the country as well as the United Kingdom, however, Dr. Bret Fisher, Director of the Eye Center of North Florida, says there is a serious risk for scarring the eye tissues and the cornea that can eventually lead to blindness.



"Pouring alcohol on the surface of your eye is very painful it can cause immediate loss of surface tissue a lot of infection can result. It's like having a big scratch in your eye it's really uncomfortable, but long term it could cause scaring, loss of vision, and even permanent blindness in some rare cases," said Fisher.


Dr. Fisher adds that this concept is a myth putting vodka in your eye does not get you drunker, faster.

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sunspotbaby avatar
SoWal Insider
#2
good grief! Well, we were just saying yesterday that getting high starts when we're two, spinning around in circles to get dizzy. :lol: Then we just find other ways. :roll:
DuneAHH avatar
Beach Fanatic
#3
good grief! Well, we were just saying yesterday that getting high starts when we're two, spinning around in circles to get dizzy. :lol: Then we just find other ways. :roll:


:lolabove: Too too funny! Another excellent example of simple, effective, inexpensive, getting back-to-basics!!!!

As for vodka-eyeballing...alternative solution:
wear a BLINDFOLD while spinning around in circles. :lol:
Will B avatar
Moderator
#4
No thanks. I'll just stick to chugging Robitussin!

:drink:
Beauty hunter avatar
Beach Fanatic
#5
Stupid
futurebeachbum avatar
Beach Fanatic
#6
Having been doing vacation rentals for quite a while now, I'm pretty sure I've rented to a lot of these kids parents.
30A Skunkape avatar
Skunky
#7
Having been doing vacation rentals for quite a while now, I'm pretty sure I've rented to a lot of these kids parents.

You have to admit the clean-up for eyeball shooting is less intense than those annoying gin enemas...:puke:
futurebeachbum avatar
Beach Fanatic
#8
You have to admit the clean-up for eyeball shooting is less intense than those annoying gin enemas...:puke:

:lolabove:

Would those be 'ginemas'?
LuciferSam avatar
Banned
#9
You have to admit the clean-up for eyeball shooting is less intense than those annoying gin enemas...:puke:

I bet it's even worse when you work in all the garnishes like, celery stick, olives, lime wedge, cherry etc.. :biggrin:
Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#10
oh gag!
AlphaCrab avatar
Beach Fanatic
#11
You have to admit the clean-up for eyeball shooting is less intense than those annoying gin enemas...:puke:


Hey--Can't alcohol, enemas actually kill you? (I read that, ok)
LuciferSam avatar
Banned
#12
I guess peer pressure gets people to engage in these bizarre dangerous practices, but I say, with enemas like that, who needs friends?
scooterbug44 avatar
SoWal Expert
#13
Ouch! Do these morons do this more than once? :eek:

Seriously, what kind of tolerance/poundage do these kids have that merely DRINKING vodka doesn't get it absorbed quickly enough? :idontno:
sunspotbaby avatar
SoWal Insider
#14
I guess peer pressure gets people to engage in these bizarre dangerous practices, but I say, with enemas like that, who needs friends?

oh, that's sweet! :lol:
DuneAHH avatar
Beach Fanatic
#15
Hey--Can't alcohol, enemas actually kill you? (I read that, ok)

There'a a death certificate 'cause of' that one can really aspire to :roll:
Beach Fanatic
#16
The good thing about those ginememas is that you can use cheap gin and not worry about how awful it tastes, and if you want minty-fresh smelling booty, you can always try the Scopenemas.

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Beauty hunter avatar
Beach Fanatic
#17
ya'll are just sick
why do i even put up with you :lol:
didn't yo momma tell you not to discuss things like this around the dinner table
poppa's gonna get the belt and whoop yor...
bad to the bone...babababa bad :wave:
scooterbug44 avatar
SoWal Expert
#18
I asked the wrong crowd about this - and now know WAY more than I need to about just how common it is to "take in alcohol through alternate orifices." :eek:

Kids, just drink the stuff!
Lynnie avatar
SoWal Insider
#19
Wonder what moonshine would do to them in the extraneous orificies? :lol: (no pun necessarily intended.)
DuneAHH avatar
Beach Fanatic
#20
The good thing about those ginememas is that you can use cheap gin and not worry about how awful it tastes, and if you want minty-fresh smelling booty, you can always try the Scopenemas.

:lol: ROFL
scooterbug44 avatar
SoWal Expert
#21
Wonder what moonshine would do to them in the extraneous orificies? :lol: (no pun necessarily intended.)

Based on what I was told yesterday, it would burn less than drinking it! :eek:
LuciferSam avatar
Banned
#22
Maybe this practice helps you pass the breathalyzer. You probably don't get the hiccups either.

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Will B avatar
Moderator
#23
Maybe this practice helps you pass the breathalyzer. You probably don't get the hiccups either.

Depends on where you stick the tube! :cool:
DuneAHH avatar
Beach Fanatic
#24
Wonder what moonshine would do to them in the extraneous orificies? :lol: (no pun necessarily intended.)

Based on what I was told yesterday, it would burn less than drinking it! :eek:

Maybe this practice helps you pass the breathalyzer. You probably don't get the hiccups either.

Depends on where you stick the tube! :cool:

y'all are CRACKING me up!!! :lol: :clap:
Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#25
:nuts::sharkfin:
Yarmap avatar
Beach Fanatic
#26
:drink2:I'll just take the werd way of pouring some good blended whiskey over ice and slowly sipping it down my throat 'til its gone.......................then ask for another..................but I'm a werdo.:drink2:

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