It seems as if teenagers are getting bored of regular drinking and now some are taking things to the extreme with "vodka eyeballing".
The term "vodka eyeballing" involves pouring vodka directly onto the surface of the eye. Apparently, kids believe that pouring vodka into their eyes will get them drunk faster and they will pour 80-100 proof vodka directly from the bottle or out of a shot glass.
This bizarre drinking trend is sweeping across the country as well as the United Kingdom, however, Dr. Bret Fisher, Director of the Eye Center of North Florida, says there is a serious risk for scarring the eye tissues and the cornea that can eventually lead to blindness.
"Pouring alcohol on the surface of your eye is very painful it can cause immediate loss of surface tissue a lot of infection can result. It's like having a big scratch in your eye it's really uncomfortable, but long term it could cause scaring, loss of vision, and even permanent blindness in some rare cases," said Fisher.
Dr. Fisher adds that this concept is a myth putting vodka in your eye does not get you drunker, faster.
"Vodka eyeballing"
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25SoWal Insider
good grief! Well, we were just saying yesterday that getting high starts when we're two, spinning around in circles to get dizzy.
Then we just find other ways. :roll:
Then we just find other ways. :roll:Beach Fanatic
good grief! Well, we were just saying yesterday that getting high starts when we're two, spinning around in circles to get dizzy.Then we just find other ways. :roll:
Too too funny! Another excellent example of simple, effective, inexpensive, getting back-to-basics!!!!As for vodka-eyeballing...alternative solution:
wear a BLINDFOLD while spinning around in circles.

Moderator
No thanks. I'll just stick to chugging Robitussin!


Beach Fanatic
Stupid
Beach Fanatic
Having been doing vacation rentals for quite a while now, I'm pretty sure I've rented to a lot of these kids parents.
Skunky
Having been doing vacation rentals for quite a while now, I'm pretty sure I've rented to a lot of these kids parents.
You have to admit the clean-up for eyeball shooting is less intense than those annoying gin enemas...

Beach Fanatic
You have to admit the clean-up for eyeball shooting is less intense than those annoying gin enemas...

Would those be 'ginemas'?
Banned
You have to admit the clean-up for eyeball shooting is less intense than those annoying gin enemas...
I bet it's even worse when you work in all the garnishes like, celery stick, olives, lime wedge, cherry etc..
SoWal Guide
oh gag!
Beach Fanatic
You have to admit the clean-up for eyeball shooting is less intense than those annoying gin enemas...
Hey--Can't alcohol, enemas actually kill you? (I read that, ok)
Banned
I guess peer pressure gets people to engage in these bizarre dangerous practices, but I say, with enemas like that, who needs friends?
SoWal Expert
Ouch! Do these morons do this more than once? 
Seriously, what kind of tolerance/poundage do these kids have that merely DRINKING vodka doesn't get it absorbed quickly enough?
Seriously, what kind of tolerance/poundage do these kids have that merely DRINKING vodka doesn't get it absorbed quickly enough?

SoWal Insider
I guess peer pressure gets people to engage in these bizarre dangerous practices, but I say, with enemas like that, who needs friends?
oh, that's sweet!

Beach Fanatic
Hey--Can't alcohol, enemas actually kill you? (I read that, ok)
There'a a death certificate 'cause of' that one can really aspire to :roll:
Beach Fanatic
The good thing about those ginememas is that you can use cheap gin and not worry about how awful it tastes, and if you want minty-fresh smelling booty, you can always try the Scopenemas.
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Beach Fanatic
ya'll are just sick
why do i even put up with you
didn't yo momma tell you not to discuss things like this around the dinner table
poppa's gonna get the belt and whoop yor...
bad to the bone...babababa bad
why do i even put up with you

didn't yo momma tell you not to discuss things like this around the dinner table
poppa's gonna get the belt and whoop yor...
bad to the bone...babababa bad

SoWal Expert
I asked the wrong crowd about this - and now know WAY more than I need to about just how common it is to "take in alcohol through alternate orifices." 
Kids, just drink the stuff!
Kids, just drink the stuff!
SoWal Insider
Wonder what moonshine would do to them in the extraneous orificies?
(no pun necessarily intended.)
(no pun necessarily intended.)Beach Fanatic
The good thing about those ginememas is that you can use cheap gin and not worry about how awful it tastes, and if you want minty-fresh smelling booty, you can always try the Scopenemas.
ROFLSoWal Expert
Wonder what moonshine would do to them in the extraneous orificies?(no pun necessarily intended.)
Based on what I was told yesterday, it would burn less than drinking it!
Banned
Maybe this practice helps you pass the breathalyzer. You probably don't get the hiccups either.
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Moderator
Maybe this practice helps you pass the breathalyzer. You probably don't get the hiccups either.
Depends on where you stick the tube!

Beach Fanatic
Wonder what moonshine would do to them in the extraneous orificies?(no pun necessarily intended.)
Based on what I was told yesterday, it would burn less than drinking it!
Maybe this practice helps you pass the breathalyzer. You probably don't get the hiccups either.
Depends on where you stick the tube!
y'all are CRACKING me up!!!

SoWal Guide
:sharkfin:Beach Fanatic
I'll just take the werd way of pouring some good blended whiskey over ice and slowly sipping it down my throat 'til its gone.......................then ask for another..................but I'm a werdo.
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