A question for the ladies

Nope. That only occurs if you have a penis.

Oh, geez, are you still whining about wearing those heels?! Suck it up, pal! It's the price you pay to be fabulous!

yes!!! it happens. take some advil. take it like a woman. you will be fine.

Oh, geez, are you still whining about wearing those heels?! Suck it up, pal! It's the price you pay to be fabulous!

I'm not in practice, you do have an edge on me. ;-)

yes!!! it happens. take some advil. take it like a woman. you will be fine.

Just didn't know if it was some weird side effect I should have looked at.

Thanks y'a'l'l

Are you kidding me????? I stand 8 hours a day in heals as a makeup artist. I can't even feel my feet at the end of the day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you kidding me????? I stand 8 hours a day in heals as a makeup artist. I can't even feel my feet at the end of the day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh the pain was pretty sever last night, it was only masked by booze.

You're gonna get bunions!

I always wore high heels until I overdid the running and got plantar fasciitis. Prior to that, no pain with high heels. Plus I liked being almost as tall as Big D.;-)

After that my ex-podiatrist said to wear flats. That has been so not me, but the pain convinced me to comply. My new podiatrist just told me that kitten heels are better than flats. It opens up a whole new world of shoe shopping. Can't wait until the hooker shoes (4-inch stillettos on a platform with big, fugly, round toes) are out of style.

Why are you wearing heels? I thought you were a man with a penis fetish. Was this for Halloween? Maybe you need to go to a kitten heel like Michelle Obama is wearing for the tall girls.

Oh the pain was pretty sever last night, it was only masked by booze.

are you better my little pretty?

wear your very best orthopedic tennis shoes daily to give your feet a break. go get a foot massage. soak in epsom salt/warm water. splurge on a pedicure. your footsies will soon be all better.

yes!!! it happens. take some advil. take it like a woman. you will be fine.

Numbness definitely happens.
(PS Love your siggy line;-))

Oh the pain was pretty sever last night, it was only masked by booze.

A truly wench worthy medication!!
(which I began making great use of back in the highly stilletto heeled 80's era).

You're gonna get bunions!

..or hammer toes

I would only be concerned if you have cramps, bloating, and you are in a pissy mood today.

I would only be concerned if you have cramps, bloating, and you are in a pissy mood today.

Uh-oh! :shock:

Why are you wearing heels? I thought you were a man with a penis fetish. Was this for Halloween? Maybe you need to go to a kitten heel like Michelle Obama is wearing for the tall girls.

Of course it was for Halloweenie!:roll:

I would only be concerned if you have cramps, bloating, and you are in a pissy mood today.

I'd look for more heels that are comfortable. I only wear the hot-looking uncomfortable ones for short periods of time- I try them on at the store, admire myself for a minute or two, then put them back. Try a pair of hot-looking boots that are comfortable. Hot AND comfortable is the ticket- you just have to look a little longer and they don't necessarily have to be expensive. Also, in heels, depending on the shoe, go up a half size or full size for swelling. If the shoe is a 5 inch mega-ho, you may want to get a smaller size than what you normally wear so that it fits like a horses hoof. You could also invest in professional dance shoes- just add a street bottom instead of a dance floor sole. Try to get your heels in a wider width, that also may help. Rock on wild one.

You're fine - your feet just aren't used to it, you wore cheap shoes, and concrete is even worse. :roll:

Keep whining and next year we'll make you wear an underwire or something w/ boning. ;-)

You're fine - your feet just aren't used to it, you wore cheap shoes, and concrete is even worse. :roll:

Keep whining and next year we'll make you wear an underwire or something w/ boning. ;-)

I had under wire thank you very much. Define boning...

I'd look for more heels that are comfortable. I only wear the hot-looking uncomfortable ones for short periods of time- I try them on at the store, admire myself for a minute or two, then put them back. Try a pair of hot-looking boots that are comfortable. Hot AND comfortable is the ticket- you just have to look a little longer and they don't necessarily have to be expensive. Also, in heels, depending on the shoe, go up a half size or full size for swelling. If the shoe is a 5 inch mega-ho, you may want to get a smaller size than what you normally wear so that it fits like a horses hoof. You could also invest in professional dance shoes- just add a street bottom instead of a dance floor sole. Try to get your heels in a wider width, that also may help. Rock on wild one.

I don't think they make those 5 inch Stilettos in a size 10 or 11 for him.:funn::funn::funn:

I don't think they make those 5 inch Stilettos in a size 10 or 11 for him.:funn::funn::funn:

Oh yes they do. ;-)

I had under wire thank you very much.

And it's a good thing, too! You needed plenty of support to hold up your socks AND my fake boobs! :shock:

And it's a good thing, too! You needed plenty of support to hold up your socks AND my fake boobs! :shock:

I gave your boobs back right? We found your DVD, I'm gonna go rip it now and put it on facebook.

I gave your boobs back right? We found your DVD, I'm gonna go rip it now and put it on facebook.

Bahahahahaha! I wondered where that went--have at it, I'd like to see it!

And, yes. You did return the boobage...

Bahahahahaha! I wondered where that went--have at it, I'd like to see it!

And, yes. You did return the boobage...

I still couldn't believe you had EXTRA boobs with you!

I still couldn't believe you had EXTRA boobs with you!

Never know when you might need a little lift... ;-)