Snippets from the evening with real-life conversation excerpts:
(In the restaurant bathroom):
"Mom, I can't poop. Help me."
"How?"
"Push on the top of my head!"
(Leaving the restaurant):
Three-year-old: "That was a long date!"
Gee, thanks. :roll:
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Snippets from the evening with real-life conversation excerpts:
(In the restaurant bathroom):
"Mom, I can't poop. Help me."
"How?"
"Push on the top of my head!"
(Leaving the restaurant):
Three-year-old: "That was a long date!"
Gee, thanks. :roll:
Maybe you should nickname him "PEZ". :floor:
AllifunnAllifunnFunnChef - AlisonCooks.comSt Petersburg13,635 postsJoined View profileMessageFunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
AllifunnFunnChef - AlisonCooks.comSt Petersburg13,635 postsJoined View profileMessageFunnChef - AlisonCooks.comMaybe you should nickname him "PEZ". :floor:priceless!!!!!
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Miss KittyMeow47,011 postsJoined View profileMessageMeow:wub: I'm in love!!!!
peapod1980peapod1980percyUp the hill from the Gateway Arch4,591 postsJoined View profileMessagepercyAuthor
peapod1980percyUp the hill from the Gateway Arch4,591 postsJoined View profileMessagepercyAuthorMaybe you should nickname him "PEZ". :floor:Amp--truly inspired! ^5
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audiefartblossom10,946 postsJoined View profileMessagefartblossomi can't imagine the conversations if you left your 3 yr old and my 3 yr old nephew in a room together.he told his my sis the other night he had to take his pants off, and when she asked him why he said because they were hurting his p*t*r !
JdargJdargSoWal Expert18,040 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal Expert
JdargSoWal Expert18,040 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal ExpertKate just asked me if boys wear dresses. I haven't had enough coffee to explain that one yet. (She watched "Turkules" this week- Hercules was wearing his cute littel gladiator skirt :lolabove: ).
When does mr Pea get home? You sound like you are still together!:blink:
When does mr Pea get home? You sound like you are still together!:blink:
Smiling JOeSmiling JOeSoWal Expert31,643 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal Expert
Smiling JOeSoWal Expert31,643 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal ExpertSnippets from the evening with real-life conversation excerpts::floor::floor::floor:
(In the restaurant bathroom):
"Mom, I can't poop. Help me."
"How?"
"Push on the top of my head!"
(Leaving the restaurant):
Three-year-old: "That was a long date!"
Gee, thanks. :roll:
peapod1980peapod1980percyUp the hill from the Gateway Arch4,591 postsJoined View profileMessagepercyAuthor
peapod1980percyUp the hill from the Gateway Arch4,591 postsJoined View profileMessagepercyAuthorKate just asked me if boys wear dresses. I haven't had enough coffee to explain that one yet. (She watched "Turkules" this week- Hercules was wearing his cute littel gladiator skirt :lolabove: ).Late next Tuesday night.
When does mr Pea get home? You sound like you are still together!:blink:
I think you should explain to Kate that, yes, some boys do wear dresses. In fact, some boys prefer dresses to pants. And, furthermore, in Scotland, boys wear skirts with no undies underneath. And...this thought-provoking discussion has endless entertaining angles!
audie, sounds like your nephew and my son should take their act on the road!
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audiefartblossom10,946 postsJoined View profileMessagefartblossomLate next Tuesday night.
I think you should explain to Kate that, yes, some boys do wear dresses. In fact, some boys prefer dresses to pants. And, furthermore, in Scotland, boys wear skirts with no undies underneath. And...this thought-provoking discussion has endless entertaining angles!
audie, sounds like your nephew and my son should take their act on the road
could we make sowal money on it ??
CilCilBeach FanaticAmelia Island, FL1,491 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach Fanatic
CilBeach FanaticAmelia Island, FL1,491 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach FanaticI love the way kids in general, but 3-year-olds in particular, view and describe life experiences. Cherish those long dates, Peapod. ;-)
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peapod1980percyUp the hill from the Gateway Arch4,591 postsJoined View profileMessagepercyAuthorToday's gem:
Li'l Pod #4 is sitting on the floor next to my chair, singing into this tape recorder that distorts voices. He started doing some sort of freeform rap when I heard the line: "...Mama's boy toy..." 😱
Li'l Pod #4 is sitting on the floor next to my chair, singing into this tape recorder that distorts voices. He started doing some sort of freeform rap when I heard the line: "...Mama's boy toy..." 😱
JdargJdargSoWal Expert18,040 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal Expert
JdargSoWal Expert18,040 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal Expertteach him BR's booty song!
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