Prison or Work?

Beach Crazy · 2006-05-01T14:47:43.000Z

Hmmm. Interesting. [font=Arial][size=6][color=red][b]Prison[/b][/color][/size][/font][size=6][color=#800000][b] or[/b][/color][/size][size=6][color=#008000]Work ![/color][/size][font=Arial][size=2] [/size][/font][font=Arial][size=6][color=#000080] Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a bit clearer[/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=2][color=#000080]....[/color][/size][/font][font=Verdana][size=2][color=#000080] [/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=4][color=red] [b]IN PRISON..[/b][/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=4][color=#000080] You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.[/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=4][color=#008000] [b]AT WORK...[/b][/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=4][color=#000080] you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. [/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=4][color=red] [b]IN PRISON[/b][/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=4][color=#000080][b]...[/b] you get three meals a day.[/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=4][color=#008000] [b]AT WORK...[/b][/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=4][color=#000080]you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it. [/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=4][color=red] [b]IN PRISON[/b][/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=4][color=#000080]...you get time off for good behavior.[/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=4][color=#008000] [b]AT WORK[/b][/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=4][color=#000080]...you get more work for good behavior. [/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=4][color=red] [b]IN PRISON[/b][/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=4][color=#000080]....the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.[/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=4][color=#008000] [b]AT WORK...[/b][/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=4][color=#000080]you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself. [/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=4][color=red] [b]IN PRISON[/b][/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=4][color=#000080]...you can watch TV and play games.[/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=4][color=#008000] [b]AT WORK[/b][/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=4]...[/size][/font][font=Arial][size=4][color=#000080] you get fired for watching TV and playing games.[/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=2] [/size][/font][font=Arial][size=4][color=red] [b]IN PRISON[/b][/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=4][color=#000080]...you get your own toilet.[/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=4][color=#008000] [b]AT WORK...[/b][/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=4][color=#000080]you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat. [/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=4][color=red] [b]IN PRISON[/b][/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=4]...[/size][/font][font=Arial][size=4][color=#000080] they allow your family and friends to visit.[/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=4][color=#008000] [b]AT WORK...[/b][/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=4][color=#000080]you can't even speak to your family. [/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=4][color=red] [b]IN PRISON[/b][/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=4][color=#000080]...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.[/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=4][color=#008000] [b]AT WORK...[/b][/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=4][color=#000080]you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. [/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=4][color=red] [b]IN PRISON...[/b][/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=4][color=#000080]you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out..[/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=4][color=#008000] [b]AT WORK...[/b][/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=4][color=#000080]you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars [/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=4][color=red] [b]IN PRISON[/b][/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=4][color=#000080]...you must deal with sadistic wardens.[/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=4][color=#008000] [b]AT WORK...[/b][/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=4][color=#000080]they are called managers[/color][/size][/font]

Beach Crazy Beach Crazy avatar

Beach CrazycrackerArkansas1,031 postsJoined Aug 19, '05View profile Messagecracker

May 1, '06 · 9:47 AM515

Hmmm. Interesting.

Prison orWork !

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a bit clearer....

IN PRISON.. You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON....the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON... they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out..
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers

Replies

ktschris

ktschrisBeach FanaticSt. Louis1,877 postsJoined Nov 18, '04View profile MessageBeach Fanatic

May 1, '06 · 10:06 AM#2

:clap_1: That's pretty good.

BTW...I love your tar...what a cutie :wub:

audie

audiefartblossom10,946 postsJoined May 15, '05View profile Messagefartblossom

May 1, '06 · 10:08 AM#3

do you secretly work with me ? you seem to know an awful lot about my workplace.....

dbuck

dbuckBeach FanaticKY3,966 postsJoined Jun 2, '05View profile MessageBeach Fanatic

May 1, '06 · 10:15 AM#4

That's good Beach Crazy. By April 15th your probably feel like you are in prison.😱

John R

John Rneeds to get out moreConflictinator6,782 postsJoined Dec 31, '05View profile Messageneeds to get out more

May 1, '06 · 10:20 AM#5

in prison, you really don't have your own toilet. in some places you will pay for the first week of your stay. all that was one in one place was tvland 24/7, that will make you want to blow your brains out after the first day. no more mr. ed, PLEASE.

Beach Crazy Beach Crazy avatar

Beach CrazycrackerArkansas1,031 postsJoined Aug 19, '05View profile MessagecrackerAuthor

May 1, '06 · 10:58 AM#6

in prison, you really don't have your own toilet. in some places you will pay for the first week of your stay. all that was one in one place was tvland 24/7, that will make you want to blow your brains out after the first day. no more mr. ed, PLEASE.

And are you speaking from personal experience:scratch: