How do you F Up Valentines day

Dish!

I know it sucks for you, but we've missed your relationship dramas and advice. :wave:

Just ask....I dare you

Dish!

I know it sucks for you, but we've missed your relationship dramas and advice. :wave:

Yes, we have.

Just ask....I dare you

Oh, do tell. I'm up late.

I HATE being embarassed in nice restaurants, or any restaurant for that matter. Jeez!! Then I slammed my finger in the car door. Bloody, cracked nail and probably broken bone. H2 doors are heavy and I mean the door shut and I had to unluck the door to get my finger out. Honey had no idea what happened until about 5 minutes later and I said, "don't you want to know why I have paper towels dripping with blood and and ice pack on my hand?"

Of course the restaurant incident wasn't as mortifying as the "Chum show and tell" ...nothing could be worse, and I mean that, but for gosh sake, can't I have a nice dinner without testosterone drama?

I HATE being embarassed in nice restaurants, or any restaurant for that matter. Jeez!! Then I slammed my finger in the car door. Bloody, cracked nail and probably broken bone. H2 doors are heavy and I mean the door shut and I had to unluck the door to get my finger out. Honey had no idea what happened until about 5 minutes later and I said, "don't you want to know why I have paper towels dripping with blood and and ice pack on my hand?"

Ouch - I had a door locked on 4 fingers when I was about 8. Dad had to go around to the other side and reach through to unlock. Amazed nothing was broken.

Of course the restaurant incident wasn't as mortifying as the "Chum show and tell" ...nothing could be worse, and I mean that, but for gosh sake, can't I have a nice dinner without testosterone drama?

Go with a girlfriend. 😀

Was "chum show and tell" part of the night or a reference to a previous drama?

Hope your hand is better - sounds like you had one SUCKY V-day!

Of all nights for a boy to not behave.........

Advice: Lesbianism is now in vogue on 30A. Some women are finding their true nature. It has actually become rampant on 30A, due to the fact that the only "single" guys here are actually old married letches or hot, single gay guys.

I am single Alphacrab. I am not sure what that says about me though! lol

I am single Alphacrab. I am not sure what that says about me though! lol

It says you are one hot commodity here on ThirtyA. Can I be your broker?:wave:

btw. SGG and SB are actually very hot and bright. I realize this is a social board of imaginary people with imaginary names, but I though you should know that.

Of course the restaurant incident wasn't as mortifying as the "Chum show and tell" ...nothing could be worse, and I mean that, but for gosh sake, can't I have a nice dinner without testosterone drama?

:idontno:Was it the "ex" chum or the stomach chum???? Should have fed him something. Sorry 'bout the finger...been there, done that!
Call me!!!!!

That calls for a do-over, SGG! I spent Valentine's with a GF. I am a non-discriminating Valentine - alpha Crab might be onto something here. And, yes, SGG and SB are both very sexy.

😀

:idontno:Was it the "ex" chum or the stomach chum???? Should have fed him something. Sorry 'bout the finger...been there, done that!
Call me!!!!!

I was recalling the Chum I went out with, not the other kind of chum...:lol: The finger thing hurts, but I can't do dishes...

Oh yeah, I 'member the show

Dang phone...show & tell. Now that was a good one.

I should report, I have a really amazing honey and he has more than made up for a crappy night. For starters he puts up with me on bad days, yesterday being one of them.:roll::wub:

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Yep..............;-)

Anybody want to see what I did to my finger? 😀