audie avatar
audiefartblossom
1,187 views
this is trigger, the human equine. you can rent him from the local dominatrix - no joke !

Replies

32
Allifunn avatar
AllifunnFunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
#27
YAY Mr Audie!!!!!! Welcome to the board...guess this means you kinda' liked us the other night...or maybe you didn't and are worried about our mind altering affect on your lovely wife??😱

just kidding...I so enjoyed meeting you & Audie Monday night! I hope to see you again real soon!!!!!!
:welcome: Welcome to the vortex!
kathydwells avatar
kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#28
Thanks for the welcome! Have to keep tabs on Audie! 😀
I'm looking forward to keeping in touch with everyone we met over the weekend.

What about those of us you didn't meet over the weekend. :idontno:

:welcome: Aboard!!!!!!!
kathydwells avatar
kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#29
One of my all time favorite singers...Donna Summer performed a song that I thought might go well with this thread. 😀


(finger on the trigger)

Ive hung around with big shots
Never knew love was in the sights
I guess I missed the target
Caught up in a different line of fire

But I know since Ive been aiming
For the sweetness in your soul
Your name is on the bullet
And its gettin ready to explode
Theres been a change inside my life
And I just wanna let you know

Ive got my finger on the trigger
Love is in control
Ive got my finger on the trigger
I aint lettin go

Bass line:
Baby, lets have some fun
A wont cha be my, my
Number one

Mama used to tell me
Girl, you better load your gun up right
She said ya, ya gotta come out smokin
Hit it with your best shot every time
Well I didnt understand her
til you walked right into range
I saw your love at twenty paces
And I new Id won the game
You better raise your heart up high
Or love will blow you right away

Ive got my finger on the trigger
Love is in control
Ive got my finger on the trigger
I aint lettin go
Ive got my finger on the trigger
Love is in control
Ive got my finger on the trigger
I aint lettin go

Leave off that safety catch
There aint no risk
Were gonna have some fun
Ive got cha, loves begun
So stay with me
Until the mornin sun

Youre superbullet number one

Bass line:
Baby, lets have some fun
A wont cha be my, my
Number one
Theres been a change inside
My life
And I just wanna let you know

Ive got my finger on the trigger
Love is in control
Ive got my finger on the trigger
I aint lettin go
Ive got my finger on the trigger
Love is in control
Ive got my finger on the trigger
I aint lettin go...
InletBchDweller avatar
InletBchDwellerSoWal Insider
#30
I aint putting my finger or any other part of my body on that trigger:floor:
One of my all time favorite singers...Donna Summer performed a song that I thought might go well with this thread. 😀


(finger on the trigger)

Ive hung around with big shots
Never knew love was in the sights
I guess I missed the target
Caught up in a different line of fire

But I know since Ive been aiming
For the sweetness in your soul
Your name is on the bullet
And its gettin ready to explode
Theres been a change inside my life
And I just wanna let you know

Ive got my finger on the trigger
Love is in control
Ive got my finger on the trigger
I aint lettin go

Bass line:
Baby, lets have some fun
A wont cha be my, my
Number one

Mama used to tell me
Girl, you better load your gun up right
She said ya, ya gotta come out smokin
Hit it with your best shot every time
Well I didnt understand her
til you walked right into range
I saw your love at twenty paces
And I new Id won the game
You better raise your heart up high
Or love will blow you right away

Ive got my finger on the trigger
Love is in control
Ive got my finger on the trigger
I aint lettin go
Ive got my finger on the trigger
Love is in control
Ive got my finger on the trigger
I aint lettin go

Leave off that safety catch
There aint no risk
Were gonna have some fun
Ive got cha, loves begun
So stay with me
Until the mornin sun

Youre superbullet number one

Bass line:
Baby, lets have some fun
A wont cha be my, my
Number one
Theres been a change inside
My life
And I just wanna let you know

Ive got my finger on the trigger
Love is in control
Ive got my finger on the trigger
I aint lettin go
Ive got my finger on the trigger
Love is in control
Ive got my finger on the trigger
I aint lettin go...
audie avatar
audiefartblossomAuthor
#31
giddyup trigger ! or should i say geterup !
scrltbegonya avatar
scrltbegonyaBeach Fanatic
#32
this is trigger, the human equine. you can rent him from the local dominatrix - no joke !

Is this a type of service you are actively looking into? :idontno:
audie avatar
audiefartblossomAuthor
#33
Is this a type of service you are actively looking into? :idontno:

no, actually it is located in the country across the road from one of the pharmacists i work with. we always tease him about going to the fantasy dungeon !

now that you mention it, trigger is pretty sexy tho !:cool:

Checking your forum account

Please wait while we verify your forum account.