If you're going to kidnap an old lady...........

Maybe you shouldn't choose one whose autobiography is titled "One Tough Mother: Success in Life, Business and Apple Pies." :roll:

'Idiots' jailed in plot to kidnap sportswear boss, 87 - US news - Crime & courts - msnbc.com

"OREGON CITY, Oregon — The ringleader of a failed kidnapping plot against the chairwoman of Columbia Sportswear Company asked for her forgiveness on Thursday as he was sentenced to 14 ½ years in prison.
Presiding Judge Robert Herndon told Caballero that the plot was "a completely lame-brained scheme." He described Boyle as an Oregon and American icon.
"It couldn't have been worse if you tried to kidnap Santa Claus," Herndon said."