Mango avatar
MangoSoWal Insider
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Never heard it before, but I think it ranks up there with batturd. :lol:

Assclown: One, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=assclown

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scooterbug44 avatar
scooterbug44SoWal Expert
#2
How have you not heard that word?!?
Teresa avatar
TeresaSoWal Guide
#3
:rolling::rolling::rolling:I've heard the word but not the definition!
Mango avatar
MangoSoWal InsiderAuthor
#4
How have you not heard that word?!?
Nope, heard of ass and clown but never together.

Have you heard this? Assclownery:

An act, or series of acts, performed by an assclown, that would appear absolutely rediculous to a non assclown. Note: Assclownery may occassionally be committed by a non assclown. This usually occurs to a non assclown when they are experiencing a lack of sleep or lack of a caffeinated beverage. An Assclown which commits assclownery at an above average level is known as a feeb.

Feeb: An assclown, which practices assclownery at an exponential level , when compared to a regular assclown. This is an assclown whose own stupidity can actually change the Earth's gravitational pull.

:rolling::zoo:
MrMentalFitness avatar
MrMentalFitnessBeach Fanatic
#5
One should endeavor to continually broaden one's vocabulary. Situations arise, you know, where one might have to "whip it out"...

Teresa avatar
TeresaSoWal Guide
#6
Nope, heard of ass and clown but never together.

Have you heard this? Assclownery:

An act, or series of acts, performed by an assclown, that would appear absolutely rediculous to a non assclown. Note: Assclownery may occassionally be committed by a non assclown. This usually occurs to a non assclown when they are experiencing a lack of sleep or lack of a caffeinated beverage. An Assclown which commits assclownery at an above average level is known as a feeb.

Feeb: An assclown, which practices assclownery at an exponential level , when compared to a regular assclown. This is an assclown whose own stupidity can actually change the Earth's gravitational pull.

:rolling::zoo:

according to this definition of assclownery, most people I know, including myself, do a good impression of an assclown but they are mostly just fakes. this is getting complicated.
Lake View Too avatar
Lake View TooSoWal Insider
#7
Nope, heard of ass and clown but never together.

Have you heard this? Assclownery:

An act, or series of acts, performed by an assclown, that would appear absolutely rediculous to a non assclown. Note: Assclownery may occassionally be committed by a non assclown. This usually occurs to a non assclown when they are experiencing a lack of sleep or lack of a caffeinated beverage. An Assclown which commits assclownery at an above average level is known as a feeb.

Feeb: An assclown, which practices assclownery at an exponential level , when compared to a regular assclown. This is an assclown whose own stupidity can actually change the Earth's gravitational pull.

:rolling::zoo:

I must object. Dereck Zoolander was not an assclown. A bit of an air-head and woefully misinformed, but hardly an assclown. You mean you didn't have a photo of Rush Limbaugh
Mango avatar
MangoSoWal InsiderAuthor
#8
I must object. Dereck Zoolander was not an assclown. A bit of an air-head and woefully misinformed, but hardly an assclown. You mean you didn't have a photo of Rush Limbaugh

I thought the emotion on his face was suiting. I never saw it in the new icons. It's included there. Ask Kurt if he can add Rush. :lol:
DD avatar
DDSoWal Expert
#9
I know several assclowns.
happy2BmeBeach Fanatic
#10
this is an asskick to clownists alike by the sh*Tbirds bent on stamping out our attempts to skid thru life......
Teresa avatar
TeresaSoWal Guide
#11
I'm pretty sure I've seen that term on the forums. probably political forum.
Lake View Too avatar
Lake View TooSoWal Insider
#12
this is an asskick to clownists alike by the sh*Tbirds bent on stamping out our attempts to skid thru life......

I had a feeling the clown lobby would be rubbed the wrong way by this...
MrMentalFitness avatar
MrMentalFitnessBeach Fanatic
#13
this is an asskick to clownists alike by the sh*Tbirds bent on stamping out our attempts to skid thru life......

Now THERE'S a word I haven't heard since having it screamed in my face every day in boot camp.
Matt J avatar
Matt JSWGB
#15
ATL springbreak = Hurricane Assclown
Teresa avatar
TeresaSoWal Guide
#16
ATL springbreak = Hurricane Assclown

I believe that is a true, though politically incorrect, statement. being politcally correct is boring sometimes.
Matt J avatar
Matt JSWGB
#17
I believe that is a true, though politically incorrect, statement. being politcally correct is boring sometimes.

My bad, I'll try to be a more politically correct gay in the future.
Miss Kitty avatar
Miss KittyMeow
#18
My bad, I'll try to be a more politically correct gay in the future.

Oh, Lordy...stop, you are making my tummy hurt!

I have heard of an assclown, what is the diff between ac and asshat?
Matt J avatar
Matt JSWGB
#19
Oh, Lordy...stop, you are making my tummy hurt!

I have heard of an assclown, what is the diff between ac and asshat?

I think an asshat is a sexual term that an off shoot of the Tea Party will adopt as their name.
Teresa avatar
TeresaSoWal Guide
#20
My bad, I'll try to be a more politically correct gay in the future.
:rolling:
oh, now you are crossing the Pol. Incorrect line!!!:rolling:

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