A lonely widow, age 70, decided that is was time to get married again.
She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:
Must be in my age group (70's)
Must not beat me
Must not run around on me
Must be good in Bed!!
All applicants please apply in person.
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair.
He had no arms or legs. "You not really asking me to consider you, are you?"
The widow said."Just look at you.... you have no legs!"
The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on You!"
"You don't have any arms either!" she snorted
Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed??"
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the door bell, didn't I?"
The wedding is scheduled for Saturday.
Replies
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Meow
:funn:
SoWal Expert
Too funny!!:funn:
fartblossom
does he have a brother ?:floor:
Beach Fanatic
:funn:
Darlene is my middle name, not my nicknameAuthor
does he have a brother ?:floor:
I think so and his name is SKELLY!!! 😀
fartblossom
nahhh - skelly is way too manly !:drool:
Ruler Of Eternia
nahhh - skelly is way too manly !:drool:
YER DAMN SKELLY STRAIGHT IM MORE MAINLY.
I FIRED STUMP-MAN YEARS AGO ANYWAY
fartblossom
if i give you our phone number would you call me and mr audie every so often and say "oh hello, i'm skeletor !" we crack up every time we hear it !
Ruler Of Eternia
if i give you our phone number would you call me and mr audie every so often and say "oh hello, i'm skeletor !" we crack up every time we hear it !SURE
SoWal Insider
:clap_1: Thx for the funny!
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