I had to share this...it was too funny. :wink:
Three old ornery grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then an old man walked by, and one of the grandmas said, "We bet we can tell how old you are."
The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it."
One of the ornery grandmas said, "Sure we can! Drop your pants!" He did.
The old grandmas stared at him for a while and then they all piped up and said in unison, "You're 84 years old!"
The old man was stunned. "Amazing. How did you guess that?"
The ornery old grandmas, laughing and slapping their knees, said, "You told us yesterday." 😀
kathydwellskathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined View profileMessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nickname
kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined View profileMessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nickname755 views
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SheilaSheilaSoWal InsiderSnellville, GA., Seacrest/Seagrove as often as we 5,781 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal Insider
SheilaSoWal InsiderSnellville, GA., Seacrest/Seagrove as often as we 5,781 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal InsiderI had to share this...it was too funny. :wink:
Three old ornery grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then an old man walked by, and one of the grandmas said, "We bet we can tell how old you are."
The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it."
One of the ornery grandmas said, "Sure we can! Drop your pants!" He did.
The old grandmas stared at him for a while and then they all piped up and said in unison, "You're 84 years old!"
The old man was stunned. "Amazing. How did you guess that?"
The ornery old grandmas, laughing and slapping their knees, said, "You told us yesterday." 😀
Thanks! This was my first official laugh of the day!:rofl: What a hoot!
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And to think we will be there someday :blink:
And to think we will be there someday :blink:
seagroveloverseagroveloverlittle sugarSt Louis Missouri2,984 postsJoined View profileMessagelittle sugar
seagroveloverlittle sugarSt Louis Missouri2,984 postsJoined View profileMessagelittle sugarThat was a good one!!!!!!! :floor:
SheilaSheilaSoWal InsiderSnellville, GA., Seacrest/Seagrove as often as we 5,781 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal Insider
SheilaSoWal InsiderSnellville, GA., Seacrest/Seagrove as often as we 5,781 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal Insider:lolabove: :lolabove: :lolabove: :lolabove: :lolabove:
And to think we will be there someday :blink:
Hey, I am more than halfway there now! I just sat down at the desk and took me about a minute and a half to remember why:confused:
That's OK. I'm going to enjoy being a forgetful, eccentric GrandGodess.:clap_1:
Know any more Kathy?
kathydwellskathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined View profileMessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameAuthor
kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined View profileMessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameAuthorHey, I am more than halfway there now! I just sat down at the desk and took me about a minute and a half to remember why:confused:
That's OK. I'm going to enjoy being a forgetful, eccentric GrandGodess.:clap_1:
Know any more Kathy?
I am halfway there myself....I hope I am that ornery when I get there, I probably will be. I will have to check my stash, I might have some more good ones to share!!!
SheilaSheilaSoWal InsiderSnellville, GA., Seacrest/Seagrove as often as we 5,781 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal Insider
SheilaSoWal InsiderSnellville, GA., Seacrest/Seagrove as often as we 5,781 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal InsiderI am halfway there myself....I hope I am that ornery when I get there, I probably will be. I will have to check my stash, I might have some more good ones to share!!!
I have tons. Just none I can post here. Once they are "cleaned up" something is lost in the translation. 😀
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