Unemployed Skeletors THREAD of Evil 2-electric boogaloo

So I told him....tape sure is sticky! Oh! Hello! And welcome to another thread of eeevil. So apparently,you Americans have talent.So much so,that there is a show on called--AMERICA'S GOT TALENT. Really? A guy balancing a stove on his chin is talent?..................man,you humans,have low standards. So last night I watched about 20 minutes of this trainwreck.I saw a gay german dressed as a glittering angel with a styrofoam bow and microphone crying to judges that this is all he ever dreamed of to have a chance to live his dream----as a glittering angel?!?!?! The panel consists of Brandy--no not the drink,the once famous r&b singer,David "the Hoff" Hasselhoff and a british dude trying to be Simon Cowell--why in gods name you would want that is beyond me. The 3 of them sitting together on stage looked like an orgy of shame. And how the heck can you judge kickboxers?!?!!?--"yeah,uh,that was,a good-----kick---uh,better than,the other kick,you did just before that last one" My favorite one,had to be a Snow White stripper---yes that's right,they had a stripper on--THAT WAS HER TALENT!!! Hey,I like to "bust a move" once in a while,but I certainly dont look in the mirror and dream of stripping infront of David Hasselhoff------now,Peter Scolari is another story.They had the typical 11 year old child who could sing like a professional r&b singer.she had talent,alltho,it looked like Brandy wanted to suck her talent into her(if anyone knows Brandy,tell her I have a device that does that exact thing) After she was done.the britsh dude said she was great,but she had to change her hair,shoes and dress--cause you know,its always funN to whore up an 11 year old!?!?!? The saddest part of the night was REgis Philban,every 2 seconds he kept saying--"Hey,does America have talent? You bet they do!!!" At first I thought he was talking about the band "America",but alas he was talking about the country.He said it in way that was so sad,like other countries put us down."Hey did ya hear,China said America doesn't have talent!"--"What?!?!--Those bast--ds! Lets start a show that promote peoples "talent" and call it FU CHINA!" ---"How 'bout we just call it "America's got talent!" SkeleLATER!