In honor of Darlene's upcoming, much anticipated, well deserved vacation next week, I thought I'd give her a headstart on her travel journal.
Darlene,
This time next week you will be in SoWal! You would have gotten up before the sun. Packed your "Pink Cadillac", and left your "Sweet Home Alabama" and hit the "Freeway of Love". The anticipation builds with each mile. You are like a "FreeBird" with "Two Tickets to Paradise". At the beginning there was some "Dread" about the drive, but you "Clampitt" because you know pretty soon you'll be "Sittin'on the Dock of the Bay" at the 331 watching the first of a weeks worth of beautiful sunsets, and those beautiful "Tequila Sunrise" mornings.
Finally the Villas are in sight. The Villas are so beautiful, they put the "Hotel California" to shame! You park the car, unpack your gear, greet your friends, and wander to the hammock to enjoy a cold one and wait for Jessifunn. You glance at your watch and realize, it's only "Twenty five or Six to Four". Maybe it's too early for a beer? Then you realize, you're on "Vacation", and besides, "It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere." You pop the top, hop in the hammock, and relax.
Pretty soon Jfunn arrives and wakes you from your "SweetDreams". "Sorry I'm late," she says. "I stepped on a pop top and blew out my flip flop!" "But I'm here now so let's "Get this Party Started"!..................Feel free to continue Darlene's travel log!
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directionally challenged
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No you won't! Have faith!
I don't know girl. Getting a little concerned. Those fascist pigs told me 2 weeks and this week, I was talking to someone who used to work for a cosmetic surgeon and she said, depending on the person, it could take up to 6 months or more to heal. 😱 . I don't have that many good years left to give up half of one. :floor:
SoWal Expert
I don't know girl. Getting a little concerned. Those fascist pigs told me 2 weeks and this week, I was talking to someone who used to work for a cosmetic surgeon and she said, depending on the person, it could take up to 6 months or more to heal. 😱 . I don't have that many good years left to give up half of one. :floor:
I hear ya there! But maybe it's just taking you a little longer. Maybe 30Skunkape can chime in on this. Hang in there, girlfriend. 😀
directionally challenged
I hear ya there! But maybe it's just taking you a little longer. Maybe 30Skunkape can chime in on this. Hang in there, girlfriend. 😀
Its definitely taking longer than my friend did who had it done at the same time. It's either my wild lifestyle :floor: or the fact that I naturally have dark skin because she's very fair. Been trying to take vitamins for bruising.
SoWal Expert
Its definitely taking longer than my friend did who had it done at the same time. It's either my wild lifestyle :floor: or the fact that I naturally have dark skin because she's very fair. Been trying to take vitamins for bruising.
Maybe you could try one of those guys on TV.
directionally challenged
Maybe you could try one of those guys on TV.
:floor: :floor: I would if I thought it would help but I've settled for being a meerkat.
fartblossom
cork, i can't wait to see you in november - we'll have matching circles, mine from lack of sleep !
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
So, I am down to a wake-up now. I will miss all of you next week. Well, except for the one's of you that I will get to see in real life person. :lol: Please do not get into any trouble while I am gone. Hold down the Fort!!! I hope you all have a great weekend!!!
Love to you all...yep, even you bamagirl!!!!!!
Love to you all...yep, even you bamagirl!!!!!!
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
:clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: Stay safe, LOVE...and have FUNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!! Say "hello" to all my buds! Give my dear little spidey a big HUG for me....:wub: Take lots of pictures and bring back lots of memories to share! ;-)
SoWal Expert
So, I am down to a wake-up now. I will miss all of you next week. Well, except for the one's of you that I will get to see in real life person. :lol: Please do not get into any trouble while I am gone. Hold down the Fort!!! I hope you all have a great weekend!!!
Love to you all...yep, even you bamagirl!!!!!!
Have funn! :clap_1:
Meow
So, I am down to a wake-up now. I will miss all of you next week. Well, except for the one's of you that I will get to see in real life person. :lol: Please do not get into any trouble while I am gone. Hold down the Fort!!! I hope you all have a great weekend!!!
Love to you all...yep, even you bamagirl!!!!!!
:funn: ...TROUBLE??? That's your middle name! I am glad to see this bamagirl turn into sowalgull for a whole week! Sorry you had all that problem on the board and I was not here to help.
JFunn will keep us updated on your every move! ;-)
SoWal Insider
So, I am down to a wake-up now. I will miss all of you next week. Well, except for the one's of you that I will get to see in real life person. :lol: Please do not get into any trouble while I am gone. Hold down the Fort!!! I hope you all have a great weekend!!!
Love to you all...yep, even you bamagirl!!!!!!
Hope you have a wonderful trip. Stay safe, enjoy your hammock and that beautiful beach. I can't wait to hear all about it.
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
:funn: ...TROUBLE??? That's your middle name! I am glad to see this bamagirl turn into sowalgull for a whole week! Sorry you had all that problem on the board and I was not here to help.
JFunn will keep us updated on your every move! ;-)
My sweet Miss Kitty...Yep, trouble that is my middle name. Someone (you) will have to take over that roll next week for me. 😀 Jfunn, my girl and I are gonna have a great time. I have a little something for her to get the party started. I am sure she will let you know what it is when she get's to post. I sure did miss you the last couple of day's!!! It wasn't the same around her without you. Yep, I hated that you weren't there to defend me on the other "thread". Some my other peeps came through for me though (thanks)!
I am glad that you had funn if not busy day with sarafunn!!! What a good mom you are. :wub:
Love Ya.
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
:clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: Stay safe, LOVE...and have FUNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!! Say "hello" to all my buds! Give my dear little spidey a big HUG for me....:wub: Take lots of pictures and bring back lots of memories to share! ;-)
Will do Alli. Can't wait to give spidey a hug! Can't wait to post my trip report with photo's. Will do as soon as I get back!! You stay safe.
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Have funn! :clap_1:
I think I will!!!! ;-)
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Hope you have a wonderful trip. Stay safe, enjoy your hammock and that beautiful beach. I can't wait to hear all about it.
Thank you!!!
cracker
So, I am down to a wake-up now. I will miss all of you next week. Well, except for the one's of you that I will get to see in real life person. :lol: Please do not get into any trouble while I am gone. Hold down the Fort!!! I hope you all have a great weekend!!!
Love to you all...yep, even you bamagirl!!!!!!
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KDW'S GOIN' TO
SOWAL!!!!!
KDW'S GOIN' TO
SOWAL!!!!!
SoWal Expert
Is SoWal ready for Darlene? That is the question!:clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1:
KDW'S GOIN' TO
SOWAL!!!!!
fishlips
"hurricane darlene spotted painting a five-mile wide swath of the town red"
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
"hurricane darlene spotted painting a five-mile wide swath of the town red"
:funn: AB, you are too funny!!!! But ain't it the truth????
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Is SoWal ready for Darlene? That is the question!
They better be, because it is too late to turn back now. ;-)
Beach Fanatic
Jfunn says "I'm so excited" let's drink some "Tequila" and "Shout" at Cork. She's probably "Barefootin" by now. She's always "Funn, Funn, Funn".
You say you haven't seen Cork since "Margaritaville".
After the Tequilla,Jfun and Kdwells,( because of to much Tequilla) they went to get tattoo's, so they would have "A Permanent reminder, of a temporary feeling"
:lolabove:
Beach Fanatic
Rules for Kathy's vacation.
Have FUNN!
Get a good tan
Relax
Eat good food
Drink Margaritas
Listen to good music
Enjoy new friends, thanks to this board!
AND Watch your Back(side):shock: There is someone down there that likes to take pictures from the dunes.
Seriously, have funn and be safe. :wub:
Have FUNN!
Get a good tan
Relax
Eat good food
Drink Margaritas
Listen to good music
Enjoy new friends, thanks to this board!
AND Watch your Back(side):shock: There is someone down there that likes to take pictures from the dunes.
Seriously, have funn and be safe. :wub:
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