SOWAL exclusive--script page from my short film

TO KIMMIFUNN ,JFUNN AND THE REST OF YE-----

I may have taken ye out of my top friends spot,but that doesnt mean the appriciation i have for ye all funn people will never go away.and so now i offer you as a token of my graditude,and this will only be shown here--call this a sowal exclusive---a scene from the script-THE UNEXCITING ADVENTURES OF UNEMPLOYED SKELETOR...........................enjoy.


V/O ? after the poker party, I decided to use my time travel machine. And when I say time travel machine, I mean getting liquored up at a bar.

(Skeletor walks into bar)

(various shots of people looking up ? pause ? whispering)

(Barry behind the bar)

Bartender: Hey ! Why don't serve your kind here !

Skeletor: Well I am one of a kind.

Bartender: I mean it ! Get out now ! Or we'll kick you out!

Skeletor: Look, I've had a really bad week, I'm not here to cause any trouble even though I'd like to. I ? just .. want .. to ? drink .. my .. problems ? away. So just give me some whiskey.

Bartender: Hey boys. Looks like we got ourselves a troublemaker.

Bar person: Didn't you hear him son?

Skeletor: Well .. technically, I don't have any ears

(cuts to shot of Barry punching straight at camera ? like He-man)

(cut to shot to ground shot of Skeletor landing on the ground. Bartender yells in the background "and stay out !!")
(fade to black)