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In preparation for our healthy lifestyle thread.......

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HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION

Q:
I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?

A:
Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the lifeof your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.



Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

A:
You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.



Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A:
No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit.Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!



Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A:
Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.



Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?

A:
Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!



Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

A:
YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!!... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?



Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?

A:
Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.



Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A:
Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!



Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A:
If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.




Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?

A:
Hey! 'Round' is a shape!


Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

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Mango avatar
SoWal Insider
#2
:floor: :rolling: :lolabove: :clap_1:
Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#3
how true it is!!!:lolabove:
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kt loo
#4
That's got to be the quote of the week:

"Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!!"
:clap_1:
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Beach Fanatic
#5
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?

A:
Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.



I KNEW IT! :clap_1:

audie avatar
fartblossom
#6
:floor: this was written specifically with me in mind !
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Beach Fanatic
#7
:floor: :floor: :floor: Love it!!!!
Gypsea avatar
Beach Fanatic
#8
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?

A:
Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!


And I was going to start back with my exercise program on Monday. I guess now I don't need to bother with that. :clap_1:
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SoWal Insider
#9
LOVE IT!!!!!

Here is my form of exercise...
Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#10
DD, Cork, et al:

I have some photos from pilates/yoga class this morning with me and Corky-Baby. Cork - may I post them? they look just fine, really! And shall we start a new, serious thread about all of our attempts to get in shape and look cute?

what are your thoughts?
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little sugar
#11
two funn girls !!! :clap_1:
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SoWal Insider
#12
:clap_1: :floor: I knew it!

If I was meant to bend over and excercise, God would have put diamonds on the floor!
Mango avatar
SoWal Insider
#13
:clap_1: :floor: I knew it!

If I was meant to bend over and excercise, God would have put diamonds on the floor!

:lolabove: I hear ya gullfriend!
DD avatar
SoWal ExpertAuthor
#14
DD, Cork, et al:

I have some photos from pilates/yoga class this morning with me and Corky-Baby. Cork - may I post them? they look just fine, really! And shall we start a new, serious thread about all of our attempts to get in shape and look cute?

what are your thoughts?

oh please do post them! and I really was serious about starting this healthy thread. god knows I need some motivation and encouragement!!
Rita avatar
margarita brocolia
#15
:floor: Love it dd!
Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#16


cork and me this morning at yoga. we are ready to whip our butts into shape. maybe we'll be ready for the beach by Christmas when it's a little cold, but who cares...
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SoWal Insider
#17


cork and me this morning at yoga. we are ready to whip our butts into shape. maybe we'll be ready for the beach by Christmas when it's a little cold, but who cares...

Well you go gulls! Grayton Beach Fitness? :idontno:
Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#18

cork and instructor bridgette


cork goes all the way!


bridgette
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SoWal Expert
#19
Y'all are the happiest looking exercise girls that I have ever seen!
Sheila avatar
SoWal Insider
#20

cork and instructor bridgette


cork goes all the way!


bridgette

Cork is very flexiable! ;-) :clap_1:
DD avatar
SoWal ExpertAuthor
#21
:clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: Yippee!! Good for you girls!!!! See, THAT'S the inspiration I need! You two are too cute!!
Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#22
:clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: Yippee!! Good for you girls!!!! See, THAT'S the inspiration I need! You two are too cute!!

we're trying to just get in the habit of "moving our butts" since neither of us have exercised at all in a long time... gotta start somewhere.

this morning we did primarily pilates - good floor work out. Friday we're going on a bike ride. Saturday - yoga...

okay, I did have a big plate of pasta tonight - couldn't help it. But, the diet thing is next.:cool:
DD avatar
SoWal ExpertAuthor
#23
we're trying to just get in the habit of "moving our butts" since neither of us have exercised at all in a long time... gotta start somewhere.

this morning we did primarily pilates - good floor work out. Friday we're going on a bike ride. Saturday - yoga...

okay, I did have a big plate of pasta tonight - couldn't help it. But, the diet thing is next.:cool:

I've been walking the dog every night and "trying" to eat really light at night. Today I ate crappy stuff---all day. Was at a seminar and they had cookies, etc., then went to a business happy hour and had two coronas and some really good quesadillas....:( :bang: Tonight, after the two coronas and the heat at 106 degrees today, I just plain don't have the energy to walk the dog. Will be back on course tomorrow.
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bean
#24
we're trying to just get in the habit of "moving our butts" since neither of us have exercised at all in a long time... gotta start somewhere.

this morning we did primarily pilates - good floor work out. Friday we're going on a bike ride. Saturday - yoga...

okay, I did have a big plate of pasta tonight - couldn't help it. But, the diet thing is next.:cool:

That's a great start!!!! :clap_1: I'm proud of you two pretty ladies!!!! I just bought my daughter a new bike. She just outgrew her old one and needed an adult size. I may just have to borrow it and take a few bike rides myself, you've inspired me!
DD avatar
SoWal ExpertAuthor
#25
ok....this is good. Tootsie, I nominate YOU to start the official thread: SoWal for your Health...or something like that. We can all report in every day how we're doing......
Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#26
ok....this is good. Tootsie, I nominate YOU to start the official thread: SoWal for your Health...or something like that. We can all report in every day how we're doing......

okay, but help me come up with the official thread name. any other ideas? I like Sowal for your Health. Or maybe we can be more specific, I don't know - are we trying to get our sowal friends who want to participate in a weight reduction/fitness program to join us on this thread. If so, just WHAT DO WE WANT TO BE CALLED (and this will be our thread name). we can take ideas here!

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