Texas' New Governor?

Kinky Friedman....

In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.
Friedman, Kinky (1993), A case of Lone Star. New York (Wings Books), 356


But if you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right.
Friedman, Kinky (1993), A case of Lone Star. New York (Wings Books), 325


Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged Wasps have to dress up like a pimp.
Friedman, Kinky (1993), When the cat's away. New York (Wings Books), 477


Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody got tired of her.
Friedman, Kinky (1993), When the cat's away. New York (Wings Books), 476





And, I think he just might have a chance.....:idontno: Besides, Willie Nelson is part of his campaign.

If he doesn't win, send him to Illinois. Can't do any worse than what we've got now or his competition!

Kinky Friedman....

In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.
Friedman, Kinky (1993), A case of Lone Star. New York (Wings Books), 356


But if you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right.
Friedman, Kinky (1993), A case of Lone Star. New York (Wings Books), 325


Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged Wasps have to dress up like a pimp.
Friedman, Kinky (1993), When the cat's away. New York (Wings Books), 477


Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody got tired of her.
Friedman, Kinky (1993), When the cat's away. New York (Wings Books), 476





And, I think he just might have a chance.....:idontno: Besides, Willie Nelson is part of his campaign.

his name is KINKY?:shock: should I know this person?

his name is KINKY?:shock: should I know this person?

Linda, I don't know if he's got a snowball's chance in hell, but he'd sure beat what we've got too!

Tootsie: His name is Kinky. He's a Texas entertainer, singer, songwriter, philosopher. And evidently, he's pretty good friends with Willie...maybe they used to hang out together...:idontno:

Linda, I don't know if he's got a snowball's chance in hell, but he'd sure beat what we've got too!

Tootsie: His name is Kinky. He's a Texas entertainer, singer, songwriter, philosopher. And evidently, he's pretty good friends with Willie...maybe they used to hang out together...:idontno:

sounds like an interesting person - what party ?

Independent....


The Dallas Business Journal did a poll on the governor's race, and the Kinkster's winning this one by a mile too:

Kinky Friedman: 45%
Rick Perry: 26% (incumbent)
Carole Keeton Strayhorn: 19%
Chris Bell: 8%

-Go Kinky!

Independent....


The Dallas Business Journal did a poll on the governor's race, and the Kinkster's winning this one by a mile too:

Kinky Friedman: 45%
Rick Perry: 26% (incumbent)
Carole Keeton Strayhorn: 19%
Chris Bell: 8%

-Go Kinky!

go Kinky! love that an independent has a real lead in this great race. I liked Ann Richards quite a bit. You texans often elect people with personality (though not always).

go Kinky! love that an independent has a real lead in this great race. I liked Ann Richards quite a bit. You texans often elect people with personality (though not always).

I would love if he won, but mr. dd would probably have a stroke! I'm with you, I like the ones with personality and spunk! (which is NOT what we have now).

sounds like an interesting person - what party ?

I'd put money on a guy named Kinky NOT being a republican.

I'd put money on a guy named Kinky NOT being a republican.

:funn:

Hey, if California put the Terminator in office, why not a guy named Kinky! :cool:

Hey, if California put the Terminator in office, why not a guy named Kinky! :cool:

What the hell, our governor's name is ROD.

What the hell, our governor's name is ROD.

:lolabove: Could be worse too. His name could be Stinky. ;-)

:lolabove: Could be worse too. His name could be Stinky. ;-)

😀 :lol: 😀

you can't go wrong with a kinky willie !

What the hell, our governor's name is ROD.

ours is JEB. :shock:

:lolabove: Could be worse too. His name could be Stinky. ;-)

or Dinky.

ours is JEB. :shock:

And what is it about being governor that requires one to have a dumb name?

ERNIE is the KY governor. :roll: What a distinguished sounding guy. Unfortunately, he is like his name.

And what is it about being governor that requires one to have a dumb name?

ERNIE is the KY governor. :roll: What a distinguished sounding guy. Unfortunately, he is like his name.

Ernie and Jeb! wonder if they are buds?

We have "slick Rick".

Ernie and Jeb! wonder if they are buds?

Ernie was the one whose plane flew over restricted airspace in DC and they had to evacuate the buildings. What a putz. We call him "Spalding", like the guy from Caddyshack.

And what is it about being governor that requires one to have a dumb name?

ERNIE is the KY governor. :roll: What a distinguished sounding guy. Unfortunately, he is like his name.

He even does fly-bys over Washington. We are so proud!

You are all missing another of the great Texas candidates. Carole Strayhorn bills herself as
"One Tough Grandma". That's just what Texas needs. Also, she is the mother of the former whiny faced White House spokesman Scott McClellan.
She should be "One Tough Grandma with a Whiny Faced Son".


....don't mess with texas.😱

You are all missing another of the great Texas candidates. Carole Strayhorn bills herself as
"One Tough Grandma". That's just what Texas needs. Also, she is the mother of the former whiny faced White House spokesman Scott McClellan.
She should be "One Tough Grandma with a Whiny Faced Son".


....don't mess with texas.😱

Yeah, we've got some screwed up politics over here, but as I recall, Louisiana has a rather colorful political history too! 😀