Never Argue With a Woman!

One morning the husband returns after several hours
of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads
her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good
morning, Ma'am.

What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't
that obvious?")

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs
her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm
reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I
know you could start at any moment.

I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with
sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game
warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For
all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's
likely she can also think.