Southern Women

Teresa · 2006-07-25T02:04:42.000Z

[font=Arial][color=black][b][u]SOUTHERN WOMEN[/u][/b][/color][/font] [font=Arial] S[b][color=black]outhern women appreciate their natural assets:[/color][/b] [color=black]Clean skin. [/color] [color=black]A winning smile. [/color] [color=black]That unforgettable Southern drawl. [/color] [/font] [b][color=black][font=Arial]Southern women know their manners: [/font][/color][/b] [font=Arial][color=black]"Yes, ma'am." [/color] [color=black]"Yes, sir." [/color] [color=black]"Why, no, Billy!" [/color] [/font] [b][color=black][font=Arial]Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions[/font][/color][/b][font=Arial][color=black]: [/color] [color=black]"Y'all come back!" [/color] [color=black]"Well, bless your heart." [/color] [color=black]"Drop by when you can" [/color] [color=black]"How's your Momma?" [/color] [/font] [b][color=black][font=Arial]Southern women know their summer weather report: [/font][/color][/b] [font=Arial][color=black]Humidity [/color] [color=black]Humidity [/color] [color=black]Humidity [/color][/font] [b][color=black][font=Arial]Southern women know everybody's first name: [/font][/color][/b][b][font=Arial][/b] [/font][color=black][font=Arial]Honey [/font][/color][font=Arial] [color=black]Darlin' [/color] [color=black]Shugah [/color] [b] [b][color=black]Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts: [/color][/b] [color=black]Fried Green Tomatoes [/color] [color=black]Driving Miss Daisy [/color] [color=black]Steel Magnolias [/color] [color=black]Gone With The Wind [/color] [b][color=black]Southern women know their religions: [/color][/b] [color=black]Baptist [/color] [color=black]Methodist [/color] [color=black]Football [/color] [b][color=black]Southern women know their country breakfasts:[/color] [/b] [color=black]Red-eye gravy [/color] [color=black]Grits [/color] [color=black]Eggs[/color] [color=black]Country ham [/color] [color=black]Mouth-watering homemade biscuits with momma's homemade jelly [/color] [color=black][b]Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:[/b] [/color][color=black]Charleston (Chawl'stn) [/color] [color=black]Savannah (S'vanah) [/color] [color=black]Fort Worth (Foat Wuth)[/color] [color=black]New Orleans (N'awlins) [/color] [color=black]Atlanta (Addlanna) [/color] [b]Southern girls know the four deadly sins: [/b] [color=black]Having bad hair and nails [/color] [color=black]Having bad manners [/color] [color=black]Cooking bad food [/color] [color=black]Wearing too much makeup in the summer [/color] [color=black]Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are fahevah! [/color] [color=black]If you're a Northern transplant, Bless your little heart, fake it. [/color] [color=black]We know you got here as fast as you could.....!!![/color][/b][/font]

SoWal Guide

Jul 24, '06 · 9:04 PM981

SOUTHERN WOMEN

Southern women appreciate their natural assets:
Clean skin.
A winning smile.
That unforgettable Southern drawl.

Southern women know their manners:
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes, sir."
"Why, no, Billy!"

Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions:
"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart."
"Drop by when you can"
"How's your Momma?"

Southern women know their summer weather report:
Humidity
Humidity
Humidity

Southern women know everybody's first name:
Honey
Darlin'
Shugah

Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias
Gone With The Wind

Southern women know their religions:
Baptist
Methodist
Football

Southern women know their country breakfasts:
Red-eye gravy
Grits
Eggs
Country ham
Mouth-watering homemade biscuits with momma's homemade jelly

Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm: Charleston (Chawl'stn)
Savannah (S'vanah)
Fort Worth (Foat Wuth)
New Orleans (N'awlins)
Atlanta (Addlanna)

Southern girls know the four deadly sins:
Having bad hair and nails
Having bad manners
Cooking bad food
Wearing too much makeup in the summer
Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are fahevah!

If you're a Northern transplant, Bless your little heart, fake it.
We know you got here as fast as you could.....!!!