The Purina Diet
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador Retriever and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one
or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital.
I said no.. ...I'd been sitting in the street licking my b*lls and a car hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.
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brain
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! 
fartblossom
:rofl:
superJfunn
you don't have a labrador retriever :roll:
Beach Fanatic
BWHAAAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Beach Fanatic
Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 
Beach Fanatic
That explains why I haven't been getting much action lately. Mrs.TripleB has started the Meow Mix diet. Sorry..i'm a verrrry bad boy..slap...slap
SoWal Expert
That explains why I haven't been getting much action lately. Mrs.TripleB has started the Meow Mix diet. Sorry..i'm a verrrry bad boy..slap...slap
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
:rofl: :rofl: Good one SandC
:rofl: Good one SandC
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
That explains why I haven't been getting much action lately. Mrs.TripleB has started the Meow Mix diet. Sorry..i'm a verrrry bad boy..slap...slap
:nono1: :funn: Will she share? The Meow Mix, I mean.
little sugar
Sand C....if this diet would really work I just bet there would be tons of people out there to try it!!!!!!!!!!!!
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
Sand C....if this diet would really work I just bet there would be tons of people out there to try it!!!!!!!!!!!!As long as you stay out of the road!
Beach Fanatic
I must say that I for one would try the diet. I do not need to lose any weght but the thought of licking my own b*lls is appealling 
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
I must say that I for one would try the diet. I do not need to lose any weght but the thought of licking my own b*lls is appealling:roll: Typical male......:funn:
SoWal Expert
:nono1: :funn: Will she share? The Meow Mix, I mean.
What happened to the rabbit food diet??
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
What happened to the rabbit food diet??
What rabbit food diet? What am I forgetting jenay???
SoWal Expert
What rabbit food diet? What am I forgetting jenay???
The rabbits that are always discussed!
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
The rabbits that are always discussed!
Well DUH.
My most prized possessions, how could I forget!!!
SoWal Insider
I must say that I for one would try the diet. I do not need to lose any weght but the thought of licking my own b*lls is appealling
Mr. IBD said that dogs r lucky.....
Beach Fanatic
Mr. IBD said that dogs r lucky.....
SoWal Expert
I must say that I for one would try the diet. I do not need to lose any weght but the thought of licking my own b*lls is appealling
:rofl:
Beach FanaticAuthor
you don't have a labrador retriever :roll:
Well, we almost have a Yorkiepoo. It will be fully cooked on August 18.:clap_1: Brighteyes will have some competition.
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