I've got my Corona, ciggies, and best cuss words ready. :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1:
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fartblossom
we just got back from meeting linda - i am ready to cuss, did enough drinking....
SoWal ExpertAuthor
we just got back from meeting linda - i am ready to cuss, did enough drinking....
How was your dinner? Details...details.
fartblossom
give me a sec, i am trying to fix my signature line, it won't cooperate !
Beach Lover
Where is everybody? I'm ready to party!!!! 
SoWal ExpertAuthor
Where is everybody? I'm ready to party!!!!
They're makin food, drinks and gettin their tars ready!
fartblossom
ok - here goes:
we got ready to leave about 4:15, and since we play musical vehicles here and my car does NOT leave the garage, mr audie had to start the vehicle moving music. he pulled my crv over behind my car so he could get his avalanche out. goes to back out - dead vehicle. 2 weeks old and dead vehicle - how pissed are we ? he is trying to figure out if he left something on inadvertently or if it is a bad battery or what. so anywho, since i told linda we would pick her up at her hotel, we are now reduced to driving the dog-hauling vehicle. he biatched and moaned the whole way up there - "i can't believe i am driving this thing with 2 new vehicles parked in the garage waaa waaaa waaa" i told him to shut up - at least it started - end of conversation.
i have to say that i think linda and i hit it off right from the start - what an awesome lady she is. believe it or not, we didn't stop talking the whole time we were together ! by the way, she says to tell everyone hi, she had no luck getting a laptop, but is going to be drunk dialing people... i made her a small cooler of margarita and sex on the beach jello shots to keep her occupied ! i just can't get over what a good time we had, it was like we were old friends getting together again..
she had fish, and mr audie and i had dead cow, she had a couple of glasses of wine with dinner and a grand marnier after - i had an apple martini that had what tasted like no apple at all, but boy was it strong ! then i had a long island iced tea - yummy ! after we talked for a while at the restaurant, we took her back to the hotel, and we headed home. we are already making plans to head up her way and meet her around chicago sometime. would like to go see the king tut exhibit.
so that was my evening in a nutshell - 'sup wit ya'll ???
we got ready to leave about 4:15, and since we play musical vehicles here and my car does NOT leave the garage, mr audie had to start the vehicle moving music. he pulled my crv over behind my car so he could get his avalanche out. goes to back out - dead vehicle. 2 weeks old and dead vehicle - how pissed are we ? he is trying to figure out if he left something on inadvertently or if it is a bad battery or what. so anywho, since i told linda we would pick her up at her hotel, we are now reduced to driving the dog-hauling vehicle. he biatched and moaned the whole way up there - "i can't believe i am driving this thing with 2 new vehicles parked in the garage waaa waaaa waaa" i told him to shut up - at least it started - end of conversation.
i have to say that i think linda and i hit it off right from the start - what an awesome lady she is. believe it or not, we didn't stop talking the whole time we were together ! by the way, she says to tell everyone hi, she had no luck getting a laptop, but is going to be drunk dialing people... i made her a small cooler of margarita and sex on the beach jello shots to keep her occupied ! i just can't get over what a good time we had, it was like we were old friends getting together again..
she had fish, and mr audie and i had dead cow, she had a couple of glasses of wine with dinner and a grand marnier after - i had an apple martini that had what tasted like no apple at all, but boy was it strong ! then i had a long island iced tea - yummy ! after we talked for a while at the restaurant, we took her back to the hotel, and we headed home. we are already making plans to head up her way and meet her around chicago sometime. would like to go see the king tut exhibit.
so that was my evening in a nutshell - 'sup wit ya'll ???
SoWal ExpertAuthor
I knew you and linda would hit if off! She's a doll! glad you reminded me of the drunk dialing. guess i better get my phone up here. never know who I might wanna call
fartblossom
hello dd - where is everyone ??? it's gonna be a short party if it's just you and i !!
SoWal Insider
hey i am here and i am ready to paryt!!! oops typo alerady. how many jello shots already???4...5???? who is counting????
I am here at corks and we have been working on our tars. but i erased my photo until.
LindaBobhat is on the phone with cork now. she has no comp but we told her to bribe the front desk for one with jello shots
I am here at corks and we have been working on our tars. but i erased my photo until.
LindaBobhat is on the phone with cork now. she has no comp but we told her to bribe the front desk for one with jello shots
SoWal ExpertAuthor
oh, they're getting their "stuff" ready...hang in...they will show up soon. ibd and cork are already at her house, and i think afunn and toots are at the beach, those bitc*es!!!
SoWal ExpertAuthor
hey i am here and i am ready to paryt!!! oops typo alerady. how many jello shots already???4...5???? who is counting????
I am here at corks and we have been working on our tars. but i erased my photo until.
LindaBobhat is on the phone with cork now. she has no comp but we told her to bribe the front desk for one with jello shots
I've got a special one for later too. Just for RO, who says he's not coming, but I know he's out there lurking somewhere...
Beach Fanatic
I've got a special one for later too. Just for RO, who says he's not coming, but I know he's out there lurking somewhere...Damn, I didn't even think of a sexy tar.
SoWal ExpertAuthor
Damn, I didn't even think of a sexy tar.
well, i don't know how sexy it is, but RO should appreciate it.
directionally challenged
OK guys, Cork and Sunshine are ready! Except we have to do Allifunn's tar now!
SoWal ExpertAuthor
Yippee, you're here!! :clap_1:
fartblossom
let the games begin !
Beach Lover
you guys are precious, i have no tar because i don't know how! duh! just live here in MO and lurk frequently. feel blessed to have some property in South Walton, abet "low end." wish Shelly were here with you, one interesting lady. have a great time!
fartblossom
so who puts the little sayings under our names ? i just noticed mine says not the car - who did that ?? it's the truth mind you, i just know i didn't do it and i doubt mr audie did !hey - wait a cotton pickin' minute - i'm in the car a lot - i just won't drive !!!
fartblossom
hello - we have another lull in the action here ! this is as exciting as watching paint dry !!!
SoWal ExpertAuthor
so who puts the little sayings under our names ? i just noticed mine says not the car - who did that ?? it's the truth mind you, i just know i didn't do it and i doubt mr audie did !hey - wait a cotton pickin' minute - i'm in the car a lot - i just won't drive !!!
daddy-o does that-he's quite clever that way.
SoWal Insider
oh lord, i dont have one .....yet
daddy-o does that-he's quite clever that way.
SoWal ExpertAuthor
it'll liven up...give it time....
SoWal ExpertAuthor
oh lord, i dont have one .....yet
i'm sure you will after tonight.
SoWal Insider
so what is everyone drinking???
me?> jello shots and dark rum/diet coke/coconut rum/lime
me?> jello shots and dark rum/diet coke/coconut rum/lime
SoWal ExpertAuthor
you guys are precious, i have no tar because i don't know how! duh! just live here in MO and lurk frequently. feel blessed to have some property in South Walton, abet "low end." wish Shelly were here with you, one interesting lady. have a great time!
nj--don't leave.....we're glad you're here. :clap_1:
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