another Friday Funny

Subject: Redneck therapy


> Red Neck Therapy!
>
> Bubba went to a psychiatrist. I've got problems. Every time I go to bed
> I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.
>
> "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come
> talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those
> fears."
>
> "How much do you charge?"
>
> "Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor."
>
> "I'll sleep on it," said Bubba.
>
> Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you
> ever come to see about those fears you were having?" asked the
> psychiatrist.
>
> "Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful
> lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have
> saved all that money I went and bought me a new pickup!"
>
> Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"
>
> "He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there
> now!!!"