To All My Fellow Rednecks.....You Know Who You Are!

dearest KathyD: these are typical signs of white trash Auburn rednecks..

thank you for your attention to this matter...;-)

:funn: #9 describes my father to a "T." My mother won't let him near a dump these days because there's no telling what he might come home with. The only certainty is that it's more than he left with. :funn:

and my father used to do this:

4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.

(he only did this about once a year. I never did understand how burning the grass to the dirt would help the health of your lawn).

#9 Guilty
#20 A talent I've always admired
#23 Guilty

:funn: :rofl: :clap_1: :shock: ;-) :roll:

well, I must admit that I do adore this particular one...

25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.

These are HILARIOUS! I love the Coolwhip one and jury duty.

5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive

:funn:

Love these!!!!

#23 Is me, I have them in all sizes. I like Redi-Whip. But, it's harder to put salad in the cans.


#26 Except is was plywood and cinder blocks, instead of an ironing board.

Thanks Darlene! You're the best.

Yes, the new one is out! Brand new edition of...

"You know you're a redneck when......

1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.

3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.

5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.

6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.

7. You offer to giv e someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.

8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.

9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.

10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.

14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.

16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.

17. You have a rag for a gas cap.

18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

19. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-room's so clean ?

20. You can spit without opening your mouth.

21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.

22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.

24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.

25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.

26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.

27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.

28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.

29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.

30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.

Redneck Overalls......:funn:

The hillbilly overalls are for expansion!

#1 Hey, I had just ran a few miles and drank 60 oz of water within a two hour timespan.

These are Great!!!! Dontcha jest love bein' a redneck??? No worries, no cares and no spending money!!!!

#1 Hey, I had just ran a few miles and drank 60 oz of water within a two hour timespan.

bsmart, you're pretty dang funny!!!!!!!

I can't wait to see the vacationers that this thread is going to attract to 30A :rofl:

Excuse me have to go scratch my back with the toilet brush.

You are goofs!