For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
1. Men are like ..Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas .. The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like .....Weather Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .......Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ..Commercials....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ....Government Bonds.... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are likePopcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ...Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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SoWal Expert
So true. 
Beach Fanatic
A friend of mine sent this to me before! I love it! Thanks for posting it! :clap_1:
Beach Fanatic
I haven't heard those before, they are really funny . . . and true. 
SoWal Expert
:clap_1:
SoWal Insider
love it! :clap_1:
Meow
...those are funny! But, at the end of the day, I wouldn't trade Mr. Kitty for anyone else!
Beach FanaticAuthor
Yes, refer to #13.
SoWal Insider
Same here Ms. Kitty. Oct 9 will be 18 years of wedded bliss, but those sare funny.
I guess these days a hard man is good to find.
I guess these days a hard man is good to find.
Meow
Yes, refer to #13.
Now, I never said he wasn't handicapped!!!! It's just I know what I am dealing with!!!
Plus, he cooks!
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
10. Men are likePopcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
:funn: Love it!!!!!
SoWal Insider
Those were great!:clap_1:
Beach Fanatic
Now, I never said he wasn't handicapped!!!! It's just I know what I am dealing with!!!
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Beach Lover
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
1. Men are like ..Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas .. The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like .....Weather Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .......Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ..Commercials....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ....Government Bonds.... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are likePopcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ...Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
So what are you trying to say?
Beach Fanatic
The 80% figure is a bit misleading. Only married women were polled.
Beach FanaticAuthor
So what are you trying to say?Nothing....what.....????? I like men. I'm looking for one.
fartblossom
hee hee - these are so true!
Beach Fanatic
I take acception to #11. She BETTER know one of these three things!!!
Beach Fanatic
So I see it's back to man bashing again. We can't win for losing. Even if we can cook!!!
Beach FanaticAuthor
So I see it's back to man bashing again. We can't win for losing. Even if we can cook!!!Can you cook?
Beach Lover
Kudos to you steele mama. Most men are as described above.
I have been anti-marriage for a long time now as are most women with common sense. Lucky for us, there are a few with intelligence, insight, and an appreciation for women. It is no longer the good ol' days, you are not doing a woman a favor by marrying her. In a lot of cases it is the other way around.
We are just as capable as any man, if not more so. And a reminder to all-
marriage is FOREVER, it is not disposable like so many other things in our society.
I have been anti-marriage for a long time now as are most women with common sense. Lucky for us, there are a few with intelligence, insight, and an appreciation for women. It is no longer the good ol' days, you are not doing a woman a favor by marrying her. In a lot of cases it is the other way around.
We are just as capable as any man, if not more so. And a reminder to all-
marriage is FOREVER, it is not disposable like so many other things in our society.
got any pics?
Beach Fanatic
Kudos to you steele mama. Most men are as described above.Ah yes...but can you write your name in the snow?
I have been anti-marriage for a long time now as are most women with common sense. Lucky for us, there are a few with intelligence, insight, and an appreciation for women. It is no longer the good ol' days, you are not doing a woman a favor by marrying her. In a lot of cases it is the other way around.
We are just as capable as any man, if not more so. And a reminder to all-
marriage is FOREVER, it is not disposable like so many other things in our society.
little sugar
MANGO..................."A hard man is good to find" :clap_1: :funn:
Beach Lover
sure if i really wanted to . You think I sit on the toilet seat in red bar?:funn:
Its called hover peeing & I am a Pro. Dont get me wrong, I appreciate a good man there just seems to be less and less of them!
Its called hover peeing & I am a Pro. Dont get me wrong, I appreciate a good man there just seems to be less and less of them!
picky
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
1. Men are like ..Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas .. The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like .....Weather Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .......Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ..Commercials....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ....Government Bonds.... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are likePopcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ...Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Let's see. This is how it goes in my house.
Married to a #13 (I swooped down and took him and he never knew what hit 'im.)
Mother to a #8 (what can I say? The kid's a work in progress.)
Daughter to a #2 (at 75 years old I'm sure my mother cuts him a break!)
And #5 is what I'm always running off when they get too close to my daughter. :roll:
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