Alright, now........................

Wench committee? There's a wench committee? How come I haven't heard about it? I avoid committees like the plague but this would be a dream committee.

Any committee with lots of women has always trurned out to be a wench committee! Never fails!

Any committee with lots of women has always trurned out to be a wench committee! Never fails!

you are so right. wench is too good of a term for it though.

Hey Wenches!! I made it to Lousisiana! Rained like a mofo, had to slow down to 20 on the interstate!! Needed a bf glass of red when I arrived! Hope you are having a wonderful evening--will check in later..luv, luv

Glad you made it safely. How is the gumbo? Enjoy your weekend.

Hey Wenches!! I made it to Lousisiana! Rained like a mofo, had to slow down to 20 on the interstate!! Needed a bf glass of red when I arrived! Hope you are having a wonderful evening--will check in later..luv, luv

I knew I really liked you. anyone who says "mofo" is my kind of wench. have some funn. I'll join you in a BF glass of vino... red... and only red...

Have a grayt time. Sorry about the MOFO rain.

Have a grayt time. Sorry about the MOFO rain.

two mofo girlie girlies. love it!!! :clap_1: Mango - do you know graytonbound? she is back and she is funny and cute and got all the right stuff to serve on the wench committee.

two mofo girlie girlies. love it!!! :clap_1: Mango - do you know graytonbound? she is back and she is funny and cute and got all the right stuff to serve on the wench committee.

I just need to know. Am I on the MOFO wench committee or what?

I just need to know. Am I on the MOFO wench committee or what?

yes, of course. we need a mild and meek grandmother representative on there. but that would NOT be yourself.

yes, of course. we need a mild and meek grandmother representative on there. but that would NOT be yourself.

Well, Tootsie, at least you got the "grandmother" part of the sentence right.

two mofo girlie girlies. love it!!! :clap_1: Mango - do you know graytonbound? she is back and she is funny and cute and got all the right stuff to serve on the wench committee.

No, Never had the pleasure of meeting GB, except I did mention that perhaps they should get their own for-room, uh, hum, I meant forum, when I saw the threads ealier to each other. I am sure she is a most funn wench if she is married to the otter. :funn: The more wenches the better.:clap_1:

No, Never had the pleasure of meeting GB, except I did mention that perhaps they should get their own for-room, uh, hum, I meant forum, when I saw the threads ealier to each other. I am sure she is a most funn wench if she is married to the otter. :funn: The more wenches the better.:clap_1:

LMOAO

Well, Tootsie, at least you got the "grandmother" part of the sentence right.

That's me! Just sitting in my rocking chair......knitting.......yeah, yeah......that's the ticket. :funn:

That's me! Just sitting in my rocking chair......knitting.......yeah, yeah......that's the ticket. :funn:

Between swills of beer

Between swills of beer

That's our kind of granny.

Hey Wenches!! I made it to Lousisiana! Rained like a mofo, had to slow down to 20 on the interstate!! Needed a bf glass of red when I arrived! Hope you are having a wonderful evening--will check in later..luv, luv

Glad you made it safe! HAVE FUNN!!!!!!!
Miss you!

Yeah, Allifunn is in the house:clap_1: ;-)

Yeah, Allifunn is in the house:clap_1: ;-)

Are we the only ones up? I had a catering job tonight....just got home a while ago...trying to catch up :shock:

That's me! Just sitting in my rocking chair......knitting.......yeah, yeah......that's the ticket. :funn:

will you knit me a warm hat for the winter? I think Smiling Joey is all booked up...

will you knit me a warm hat for the winter? I think Smiling Joey is all booked up...

I'm behind, so let me catch up here.
GB is back I see (yay!!:clap_1: ).

Being a MOFO wench seems to be a cool thing to be, so I want to be one too.

I was told that I wouldn't need heavy winter gear and you are asking Beachmom for a warm knit hat?? And it sounds like we need to learn how to knit 'cause Smiley J is too popular.

And Beachmom is rocking and knitting now????

DD's eating jambalaya this weekend I noticed.

Am I getting it all?

Mornin mofo wenches! This is the first thread I've read this morn, but am soooooooooooo excited tha GB is back! I think she disappeared just about the time I came on board---gee, was it something I said? Anyhoo, I am not worthy to even READ the SoWell thread (I will of course), for I have been a very good guest and eaten everything put in front of me. Lots of wine, potato salad, muffelatta, and a Paula Deen pesto cheese ball that is to DIE FOR!! I'm thinkin' maybe I should WALK back to Texas! But, hey, I think someone said we gotta eat with gusto, right?

GTTBM: Will you knit me a scarf while you're sittin' there in your rocking chair between swills of beer?

Morning fellow MOFO wench. I was wondering? :scratch: Where does bat turd fit in now?

Texgent wenches knitted scarves? If you ever get one, you better send it to the needy freezin their arse off in New York this winter. :funn:

Oh forgot to ask the wench committee if I can head to the shore this weekend? 80's and sunny. Back on Tuesday. I may bring laptop. Hate lugging this thing with me.

MOFO wenches....I LIKE IT!!! :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1:
Bat Turd...MMMMMMM I think they are sisters! can be used in tandem!

MOFO wenchy bat turd!!!:funn: (with a piece of penis cake!)

Mornin mofo wenches! This is the first thread I've read this morn, but am soooooooooooo excited tha GB is back! I think she disappeared just about the time I came on board---gee, was it something I said? Anyhoo, I am not worthy to even READ the SoWell thread (I will of course), for I have been a very good guest and eaten everything put in front of me. Lots of wine, potato salad, muffelatta, and a Paula Deen pesto cheese ball that is to DIE FOR!! I'm thinkin' maybe I should WALK back to Texas! But, hey, I think someone said we gotta eat with gusto, right?

GTTBM: Will you knit me a scarf while you're sittin' there in your rocking chair between swills of beer?

As soon as I'm allowed to have sharp objects again, I'll knit one for all the MOFO Wenches. :funn:

Mornin mofo wenches! This is the first thread I've read this morn, but am soooooooooooo excited tha GB is back! I think she disappeared just about the time I came on board---gee, was it something I said? Anyhoo, I am not worthy to even READ the SoWell thread (I will of course), for I have been a very good guest and eaten everything put in front of me. Lots of wine, potato salad, muffelatta, and a Paula Deen pesto cheese ball that is to DIE FOR!! I'm thinkin' maybe I should WALK back to Texas! But, hey, I think someone said we gotta eat with gusto, right?

GTTBM: Will you knit me a scarf while you're sittin' there in your rocking chair between swills of beer?

YUM YUM!!! I LOVE muffalattas!!!!!
Glad you had funn!! GUSTO always go for the gusto...repent another day! That is what being a MOFO wench is ALL about!!!!