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The Lovefest, the Dairy Palace Cheeseburger, and the detour from hell...........

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By the grace of God, I submit the following trip report:

Uneventful drive down to Louisiana on Friday except that there are NO INTERSTATES IN THE STATE OF TEXAS THAT ARE FINISHED!!!!!!!!
Construction on every interstate. Blinding mofo rain between Beaumont and Orange. Good food Friday night. See other thread.
Saturday: Went to what used to be Holly Beach where my uncle had a camp until Rita came along and turned the whole community into a moonscape.











This used to be a thriving little community.

We could not even for sure figure out where his camp had been. :(

Sat. night: Had some fabulous Okra-Tasso gumbo!! Will post recipe at some point.

Sunday: Headed for home around 9:30 am. Had a little uncheduled tour of Sulphur before we left, but finally got on the right road. Decided to take a different route home because of the construction issue.
About 100 miles into the trip, we came upon the biggest lovefest ever!!






These, my friends, are LOVEBUGS! Now, Mango, you know why no one feels the LOVE! :bang: :bang:

Forged on, through the literal BLIZZARD of bugs--I was, BTW, ATTACKED by these critters during the filming of the above and yes, some were harmed.

Have brilliant idea that we'll have a late lunch in Canton (world famous for First Monday Trade Days) at the Dairy Palace that has the absolute BEST freakin' cheeseburgers EVER! By the time we reach Canton, we're starving, but it was absoutely worth the wait! Return to interstate 🙂bang: ) and about two miles down the road we hear on the radio that I20 is shut down about one mile ahead of us....bad accident. :( Rain slick roads. I finish my cheeseburger while sitting in stopped traffic with no exit in sight.
After about an hour, my daughter finally talks me into crossing the grassy median over to the service road. Come over a little rise on the service road and there's where the highway patrol has everyone exiting.:bang: The service road then dead ends and was forced to turn left onto a country road.



Interstate traffic in Hooterville, Tx. This is where we passed a manufactured home with the whole family out in the front yard. The youngest of these children was on a leash held by her "mother". 😱

FINALLY get back on the interstate and the monsoon begins. Two hours of it raining like a mofo, bug juice washed off. Finally home. Grandkids here....

more later..................

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Mermaidpicky
#2
DD, you leave me speechless! And can you please write some more? I haven't been so entertained in ages! 😱
Teresa avatar
TeresaSoWal Guide
#3
now that's the very best trip report yet. love the visuals. glad you made it back mofo. weigh in tomorrow!!!:shock:
DD avatar
DDSoWal ExpertAuthor
#4
now that's the very best trip report yet. love the visuals. glad you made it back mofo. weigh in tomorrow!!!:shock:


😱 😱 and 😱
DD avatar
DDSoWal ExpertAuthor
#5
I forgot to post the seawall pic....


Hmmmmmm...think it'll help?
Allifunn avatar
AllifunnFunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
#6
DD...VERY entertaining! Sorry you had such a horrible return trip.....:( How long, out of the normal time, did it take? 😱
Those lovebugs are AWFUL! Now they are REAL MOFOs!!!!!
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CastlesOfSandBeach Fanatic
#7
I think you need a cocktail about now!!! Very entertaining trip report and I am glad your home safe and sound. :cool:
Beachbummette avatar
BeachbummetteSoWal Insider
#8
:clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1:

Great trip report DD. Tell us some more.
Sheila avatar
SheilaSoWal Insider
#9
DD...VERY entertaining! Sorry you had such a horrible return trip.....:( How long, out of the normal time, did it take? 😱
Those lovebugs are AWFUL! Now they are REAL MOFOs!!!!!

From the pics I think it was a joint effort. The MOFO's and Bat Turd gangs joined forces! :floor:
DD avatar
DDSoWal ExpertAuthor
#10
DD...VERY entertaining! Sorry you had such a horrible return trip.....:( How long, out of the normal time, did it take? 😱
Those lovebugs are AWFUL! Now they are REAL MOFOs!!!!!
Thanks, it's a 6 hour trip turned into 8.5.
From the pics I think it was a joint effort. The MOFO's and Bat Turd gangs joined forces! :floor:

:floor: :floor:
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Ocean Loverbean
#11
😱 I had never heard of love bugs either! Yuck!!!! Loved the report, sounds like there was never a dull moment! Glad you all made it back in one piece!
DD avatar
DDSoWal ExpertAuthor
#12
😱 I had never heard of love bugs either! Yuck!!!! Loved the report, sounds like there was never a dull moment! Glad you all made it back in one piece!

:wub:
dbuck avatar
dbuckBeach Fanatic
#13
DD, your trip report rivals some of my vacation stories. Funny now, but at the time they were anything but funny. :lol:
Sheila avatar
SheilaSoWal Insider
#14
DD, your trip report rivals some of my vacation stories. Funny now, but at the time they were anything but funny. :lol:

Reminds me of the time my husband drove off and left me at a rest stop on the way home from a family vacation! :floor:

Seriously! :shock:
Mermaidpicky
#15
Reminds me of the time my husband drove off and left me at a rest stop on the way home from a family vacation! :floor:

Seriously! :shock:


boy! And I thought I was bad leaving my pocketbook at a roadside McDonalds!! :blink:
Sheila avatar
SheilaSoWal Insider
#16
boy! And I thought I was bad leaving my pocketbook at a roadside McDonalds!! :blink:

You'll need to get him to tell you "his" side of the story in October. Then I'll tell you, "the real story". 😱
DD avatar
DDSoWal ExpertAuthor
#17
Reminds me of the time my husband drove off and left me at a rest stop on the way home from a family vacation! :floor:

Seriously! :shock:

:floor: :floor: ok, you win!!:floor: :floor: :funn:
Sheila avatar
SheilaSoWal Insider
#18
:floor: :floor: ok, you win!!:floor: :floor: :funn:

Don't give it up until you hear the whole story! (My side of course......after a margarita or 3.;-)) He'll try and ply you with food to tip the scales in his favor. :lol:
DD avatar
DDSoWal ExpertAuthor
#19
Don't give it up until you hear the whole story! (My side of course......after a margarita or 3.;-)) He'll try and ply you with food to tip the scales in his favor. :lol:

Could work!:idontno:
No, on second thought, I'll take the margaritas and your side! :wub:
Sheila avatar
SheilaSoWal Insider
#20
Could work!:idontno:
No, on second thought, I'll take the margaritas and your side! :wub:

That's my gull. :wub:

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