Effigys - EFGS-on- the beach.com

Beach Comber

Sep 19, '06 · 10:17 AM1,280

In todays paper:

"The Pope's words have caused a deep wound the hearts of Muslims that won't heal for a long time." - Egypt's Religious affairs minister.

Underneath: Picture of Iraqis burning effigies of the Pope.

I'm thinking of starting a website EFGS on the beach. com. Its for people who get their feelings hurt and won't heal for a long time.

I'm going to offer full size cutouts of "feeling hurters" to burn on the beach. Currently I have:

T.O. Terrell Owens - Dallas Cowboys
Tony Stewart - NASCAR
The county Commissioners
The President
Osama "sin bad" lamma

Feel free to request your favorite effigies....

Replies

Beach Fanatic

Sep 19, '06 · 11:42 AM#2

Ooow,

I love the possibilities. Since there is someone to get offended by nearly everything the scene might get a tad overdone.

May I suggest an alternative?

Let's find something that nobody is offended by, say a Q-Tip.

Let's march with banners exclaiming our hatred of Q-Tips. Scream anti-Q-Tip propaganda and then burn a huge Q-Tip effigy.

If you can't beat 'em....mock 'em.

Funnkalicious

Sep 19, '06 · 11:44 AM#3

Oh oh! We love this game. It's the "If you could set anyone on fire, who would it be?"

I'll start with:

Leelee Sobieski
Lindsey Lohan
Bill Maher
Hillary Clinton
Claire Danes

SoWal Insider

Sep 19, '06 · 12:06 PM#4

Nancy Grace

SoWal Insider

Sep 19, '06 · 12:26 PM#5

Ann Coulter

Beach Lover

Sep 19, '06 · 2:37 PM#6

Gilbert Gottfried

Funnkalicious

Sep 19, '06 · 2:58 PM#7

Cami from Laguna Beach

Meow

Sep 19, '06 · 3:49 PM#8

Cami from Laguna Beach

I'll bring the matches.

Beach Fanatic

Sep 19, '06 · 5:18 PM#9

Dennis Rodman.

SoWal Insider

Sep 19, '06 · 5:38 PM#10

Gilbert Gottfried

But he's the Afflack duck!

SoWal Insider

Sep 19, '06 · 6:05 PM#11

But he's the Afflack duck!

No, no one can mess with the Afflack Duck. he rulez! :wub:

SoWal Expert

Sep 19, '06 · 10:55 PM#12

Rush.

Beach Lover

Sep 20, '06 · 8:20 AM#13

But he's the Afflack duck!

Oops, you're right! :blush:

How about . . . . David Caruso?

SoWal Insider

Sep 20, '06 · 8:23 AM#14

Oops, you're right!

How about . . . . David Caruso?

Oh yeah...
Good choice.

Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname

Sep 20, '06 · 9:12 AM#15

Ann Coulter

And I will bring the matches for this B****!

SoWal Insider

Sep 20, '06 · 9:14 AM#16

I knew I could count on you

Beach Fanatic

Sep 20, '06 · 10:10 AM#17

anyone that throws trash on our beaches & doesn't bother to pick it up! :banned:

SoWal Expert

Sep 20, '06 · 10:12 AM#18

And I will bring the matches for this B****!

And I will bring the lighter fluid. Let's tie her and Rush together with their mouths touching.

SoWal Insider

Sep 20, '06 · 10:14 AM#19

And I will bring the lighter fluid. Let's tie her and Rush together with their mouths touching.

That would be a BIG fire!

SoWal Expert

Sep 20, '06 · 10:14 AM#20

That would be a BIG fire!

Yeah, a big hot gassy one for sure.

SoWal Insider

Sep 20, '06 · 10:35 AM#21

If we threw in Bill O'Reilly too they may just spontaneously combust.

SoWal Expert

Sep 20, '06 · 1:06 PM#22

And I will bring the lighter fluid. Let's tie her and Rush together with their mouths touching.

:clap_1:

SoWal Insider

Sep 20, '06 · 5:46 PM#23

Willie Herenton who is the mayor of our city.

Edited Sep 20, '06 · 5:47 PM

FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com

Sep 20, '06 · 7:33 PM#24

Yeah, a big hot gassy one for sure.

Gassy AND greasy!!!

SoWal Guide

Sep 21, '06 · 11:34 AM#25

Oh oh! We love this game. It's the "If you could set anyone on fire, who would it be?"

I'll start with:

Leelee Sobieski
Lindsey Lohan
Bill Maher
Hillary Clinton
Claire Danes

wait! not Bill Maher!!!