SEC Heaven

Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname

Sep 26, '06 · 8:20 AM493

Steve Spurrier, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded little Gamecock sticker on the window. "This is yours for eternity," said God. "This is very special, for not everyone gets a house like this up here."

Steve felt special indeed and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a three-story mansion with a Crimson & White shutters, a black & white hounds tooth check sidewalk & 50 ft tall flagpole with an enormous ALABAMA flag, and in every window, AUTOGRAPHED PICTURES OF ALL THE ALABAMA COACHES, ALABAMA football helmets and an oil painting of an elephant over the fireplace.

Steve looked at God and said, "I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I've been rated high in all papers, my school won a national championship in football, I've even beaten the Volunteers several times, and someday I hope to be in the Hall of Fame.

God asked, "So what do you want to know Steve?"

"Well, why does "The Bear" get a bigger and better house than I?" God chuckled and said, "Steve, that's not The Bear?s house. IT'S MINE!

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