What defines a "local" and does it really matter?

Funnkalicious

Oct 2, '06 · 1:01 AM4,728

So for those of you who don't know, all hell's broken loose in the Bikes on the Road thread. It totally got off subject to Locals v. Non-locals.

Please verfiy this for me:

1. How long do you have to live somewhere to be a local?
2. Do all locals feel hostility towards tourists?
3. Does anyone else think that it really doesn't matter?

It's just gotten a little crazy in that thread and I honestly want to know why it matters so much. I get joking around about the toursits, the snowbirds, ect., but come on. It's a tourist driven city. Let's be honest, it drives the economy.

Not trying to start an argument, but would love to hear thoughts. The way I see it, if you live somewhere, you're local to that area. I get being "old school" (like the Steele's are old school), and reminising about when the area wasn't developed, but other than that it doesn't make sense to fight over it.

Am I wrong? I have been before.;-)

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Meow

Oct 2, '06 · 3:40 PM#52

I love how we make up the rules as we go...

It's the only way to go!!!! It is best to use a pencil when writing down any rules!!!

SoWal Expert

Oct 2, '06 · 3:46 PM#53

I love how we make up the rules as we go...

:clap_1: Me too!!!!!

It's the only way to go!!!! It is best to use a pencil when writing down any rules!!!

I likey the pencil rule!!!

Beach Fanatic

Oct 2, '06 · 3:53 PM#54

All Sowal wench duels require permission of the MOFO wench committee and as per Rule 32, Section 1.03 of the handbook, SPAM is now used for hurling. :funn: The winner gets a cake specifically made in a special form

So I get to pick the shape of the cake?

Beach Fanatic

Oct 2, '06 · 3:56 PM#55

I understand your confusion, however I can not give away specific information regarding my whereabouts; as I am in the witness protection program hiding from members of Florida's congressional delegation following a series of unwanted amorous advances.

Let's just say it's below 125th Street.

NEW YORK CITY!!! We're gonna have to shut you down!

SoWal Guide

Oct 2, '06 · 4:18 PM#56

So I get to pick the shape of the cake?

your choice entirely..

Beach Fanatic

Oct 2, '06 · 4:20 PM#57

If I want to partake in a "Locals" night special in one of our area establishments, do they clearly mark the qualifications for one to be there before entering, or should I enquire within :idontno:

SoWal Expert

Oct 2, '06 · 5:50 PM#58

Thanks IBD!! I will- I NEED more adult conversation!! Talking to 2 dogs and a 2 yr. old most of the day has me talking to myself!!!!

In 2 weeks we can talk to each other while maybe our dogs and children talk- moving day is fast approaching....

SoWal Guide

Oct 2, '06 · 5:51 PM#59

If I want to partake in a "Locals" night special in one of our area establishments, do they clearly mark the qualifications for one to be there before entering, or should I enquire within

I don't think anyone asks...

Admin

Oct 2, '06 · 5:54 PM#60

If I want to partake in a "Locals" night special in one of our area establishments, do they clearly mark the qualifications for one to be there before entering, or should I enquire within

You must flash your SoWal sticker and give them your screen name.

Meow

Oct 2, '06 · 5:58 PM#61

You must flash your SoWal sticker and give them your screen name.

:clap_1: ...good one!

...except I'll never get in anywhere!!!

SoWal Insider

Oct 2, '06 · 6:22 PM#62

You must flash your SoWal sticker and give them your screen name.

:clap_1: ...good one! ...except I'll never get in anywhere!!!

I'd be flogged

SoWal Expert

Oct 2, '06 · 6:23 PM#63

I'd be flogged

We'll find out now, won't we? In about two weeks.

SoWal Insider

Oct 2, '06 · 6:25 PM#64

If I want to partake in a "Locals" night special in one of our area establishments, do they clearly mark the qualifications for one to be there before entering, or should I enquire within

In 2 weeks we can talk to each other while maybe our dogs and children talk- moving day is fast approaching....

I cant wait!!!!:clap_1:

You must flash your SoWal sticker and give them your screen name.

:roll: :roll:

got any pics?

Oct 2, '06 · 6:25 PM#65

You must flash your SoWal sticker and give them your screen name.

I tried this............ A cop pulled me over to give me a speeding ticket. I pointed to my SoWal sticker and said "Hey Pal! I'm the Otter!" Then he pulled out his night stick and beat me :idontno:

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SoWal Expert

Oct 2, '06 · 6:26 PM#66

RO, Bless your heart!! :floor:

SoWal Insider

Oct 2, '06 · 6:31 PM#67

I tried this............ A cop pulled me over to give me a speeding ticket. I pointed to my SoWal sticker and said "Hey Pal! I'm the Otter!" Then he pulled out his night stick and beat me

They have cameras in the police car. Did you at least ask for the pix?:funn:

got any pics?

Oct 2, '06 · 6:36 PM#68

They have cameras in the police car. Did you at least ask for the pix?:funn:

I thought 1 beating would be enough for the night

Beach Fanatic

Oct 2, '06 · 7:09 PM#69

SoWal Expert

Oct 2, '06 · 7:49 PM#70

You must flash your SoWal sticker and give them your screen name.

I want a new screen name- something exotic and lovely if I am going to have to use it to get local discounts.....

SoWal Insider

Oct 2, '06 · 8:04 PM#71

I want a new screen name- something exotic and lovely if I am going to have to use it to get local discounts.....

Only one screen name per customer. Besides, everyone already knows you. I've asked. There will be a huge par-tay in your honor. It's going to be called Darg-Day Afternoon. You cannot change your screen name. I'll have to send back all the banners, napkins, ballons, and invitatons! :clap_1:

SoWal Expert

Oct 2, '06 · 8:10 PM#72

Only one screen name per customer. Besides, everyone already knows you. I've asked. There will be a huge par-tay in your honor. It's going to be called Darg-Day Afternoon. You cannot change your screen name. I'll have to send back all the banners, napkins, ballons, and invitatons! :clap_1:

You are such a goofball. :blink:

Judging from the number of boxes I have already packed, and how much is left to pack, I might be ready to be unpacked and par-tay somewhere around the New Year. Like 2008. I swear I really thinned the inventory but it seems to have reproduced again. :bang:

SoWal Insider

Oct 2, '06 · 8:21 PM#73

You are such a goofball.

Judging from the number of boxes I have already packed, and how much is left to pack, I might be ready to be unpacked and par-tay somewhere around the New Year. Like 2008. I swear I really thinned the inventory but it seems to have reproduced again.

Ok I'll cancel the barbershop quartet and flying monkeys. I'll put my skywriting broom away. Just when I had mastered the "Welcome to SoWal Dargs" in cursive.

SoWal Expert

Oct 2, '06 · 8:24 PM#74

Ok I'll cancel the barbershop quartet and flying monkeys. I'll put my skywriting broom away. Just when I had mastered the "Welcome to SoWal Dargs" in cursive.

You are supposed to be wreaking havoc along 30-A, not party planning! But save a little bit of havoc for me. Y'all are gonna be all pooped out by the time we get there!