What not to wear on the Grayton Beach

I want clarification;is the car from Mississippi the perp's van or is that just a courtesy filler? Jeez, I think just going buck naked would have been less offensive. Blame it on SOWAL

Just a filler. Two interesting shots within one hour - just another Saturday in Sowal...

Oh, there was another interesting dude on the beach that day, too. A biker in full get up out on the beach by himself. Talk about opposite ends of the spectrum.

quote=RiverOtter;159050]RiverOtter<---just shaking my head

Surely he lost a bet

This is the most amusing thing I have seen in a long time..... what a maroon!!!

That's exactly what Mr. Mango said when I showed him, looks like he lost a bet and had to wear his wife's bikini bottom.[/quote]Well, his 12 year olds bottoms anyway...if that is his wife beside him...it sure ain't her bottoms!


Thanks Miss Sugarbaker!!!!

i'll feel awful if these are sowallers...

but not as bad as they will...

i'll feel awful if these are sowallers...

If they are maybe it's a joke. Maybe it's kurt or Landlocked trying to pull a fast one on everybody

RiverOtter<---just shaking my head

Surely he lost a bet

That's exactly what Mr. Mango said when I showed him, looks like he lost a bet and had to wear his wife's bikini bottom.

More like his grand daughter's.

this photo is like a train wreck - you don't wanna look but you just have too

it's like squeezing 10 lbs of taters in a 5 lb sack !

Ok....ya'll are asking for it....you got it
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So was I exagerating?

Ok....ya'll are asking for it....you got it
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Yeah Baby!!!! Enjoy;-)

Gives "Beach Comber" a whole new meaning....

Yeah Baby!!!! Enjoy;-)

ENJOY???? :funn:

Yeah Baby!!!! Enjoy;-)

i'll feel awful if these are sowallers...

but not as bad as they will...

The moment you all have NOT been waiting for...

You have been warned!!!

this is no speedo. this is against the law. glad you just got the back.

Gives "Beach Comber" a whole new meaning....

:clap_1: nice 'tar baby.

this is no speedo. this is against the law. glad you just got the back.

Sadly, this would still be awful even if it was the right size.

Gives "Beach Comber" a whole new meaning....

After seeing the front side, I was glad to see him go. If you think it is bad from the back (and these pics don't really show all the crack he was selling), you should have seen him from the front. Train wreck
comes to mind.

:clap_1: nice 'tar baby.

thought you'd like that...;-)

this is no speedo. this is against the law. glad you just got the back.

From Walton County Code of Ordinances:

Nude: Any person insufficiently clothed in any manner so that any of the following body parts are not entirely covered with a fully opaque covering:

(1) The male or female genitals, or

(2) The male or female pubic area, or

(3) The female breast (see the last sentence in this subsection), or

(4) The buttocks. Attire which is insufficient to comply with this requirement includes, but is not limited to, G-Strings, T-Backs,dental floss and thongs.

(I know your next question is, "what is the definition of the buttocks?" so here is the answer, also from Walton County Code of Ordinances
Buttocks: (For a short general description see the last sentence of this subsection.) The area at the rear of the human body (sometimes referred to as the gluteus maximus) which lies between two imaginary straight lines running parallel to the ground when a person is standing, the first or top of such line being one-half inch below the top of the vertical cleavage of the nates (i.e., the prominence formed by the muscles running from the back of the hip to the back of the leg) and the second of bottomsuch line beingone-half inch above the lowest point of the curvature of the fleshy protuberance (sometimes referred toas the gluteal fold), and between two imaginary straight lines, one on each side of the body (the "outside lines"), which outside lines are perpendicular to the ground and to the horizontal lines described above and which perpendicular outside lines pass through the outermost point(s) at which each meets the outer side of each leg. Notwithstanding the above, buttocks shall not include the leg, the hamstring muscle below the gluteal fold, the tensor fasciae latae muscle or any of the above-described portion of the human body that is between either (i) the left inside perpendicular line and the left outside perpendicular line or (ii) the right inside perpendicular line and the right outside perpendicular line. For the purpose of the previous sentence the left inside perpendicular line shall be an imaginary straight line on the left side of the anus that is perpendicular to the ground and to the horizontal lines described above and (ii) that is one-third of the distance from the anus to the left outside line, and the right inside perpendicular line shall be an imaginary straight line on the right side of the anus (i) that is perpendicular to the ground and to the horizontal lines described above and (ii) that is one-third of the distance from the anus to the right outside line. (The above description can generally be described as covering one-third of the buttocks centered over the cleavage for the length of thecleavage.)

Is this a real ordinance?

I would have to say that "the bottomsuch" is clearly visiable....

Gives "Beach Comber" a whole new meaning....

I'd say he has hit bottom.

I'd say he has hit bottom.

He has such a tiny little bottom- I have to say I am kinda envious.