A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The guy replies 150, and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming, quantum physics, spirituality, biochemistry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.
The guy is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves a perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The guy responds, "about a 100," and immediately the robot starts chatting - but this time about football, NASCAR, baseball, cars, beer, guns, and breasts.
Really impressed, the guy leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, again the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The guy replies, "Er, 50, I think."
The robot asks, "So.....are....you...gonna... vote.....for......Bush......again......Huh?"
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Beach Fanatic
heh--good one
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FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
SoWal Insider
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Beach Comber
I don't find this funny at all.
Couldn't help but notice that the bar was being tended by a 'robot'...since all you lefties are starting to sound like robots -programmed by Ted Kennedy or Fidel Castro.
I wonder how the joke would go if the bar had been tended by Jesus? Maybe you should all think about THAT.
....actually that might get a bit complicated...
"bartender, I'd like a glass of water.....pfft, ugh this tastes like wine!"
Couldn't help but notice that the bar was being tended by a 'robot'...since all you lefties are starting to sound like robots -programmed by Ted Kennedy or Fidel Castro.
I wonder how the joke would go if the bar had been tended by Jesus? Maybe you should all think about THAT.
....actually that might get a bit complicated...
"bartender, I'd like a glass of water.....pfft, ugh this tastes like wine!"
Funnkalicious
I don't find this funny at all.
Couldn't help but notice that the bar was being tended by a 'robot'...since all you lefties are starting to sound like robots -programmed by Ted Kennedy or Fidel Castro.
I wonder how the joke would go if the bar had been tended by Jesus? Maybe you should all think about THAT.
....actually that might get a bit complicated...
"bartender, I'd like a glass of water.....pfft, ugh this tastes like wine!"
Beach Lover
I don't find this funny at all.
Couldn't help but notice that the bar was being tended by a 'robot'...since all you lefties are starting to sound like robots -programmed by Ted Kennedy or Fidel Castro.
I wonder how the joke would go if the bar had been tended by Jesus? Maybe you should all think about THAT.
....actually that might get a bit complicated...
"bartender, I'd like a glass of water.....pfft, ugh this tastes like wine!"
:clap_1:
:funn:FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
I don't find this funny at all.:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Couldn't help but notice that the bar was being tended by a 'robot'...since all you lefties are starting to sound like robots -programmed by Ted Kennedy or Fidel Castro.
I wonder how the joke would go if the bar had been tended by Jesus? Maybe you should all think about THAT.
....actually that might get a bit complicated...
"bartender, I'd like a glass of water.....pfft, ugh this tastes like wine!"
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
Is this cutie patootie related to 30-gAy?????
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