I, Donald J. Trump, will deploy extreme extreme vetting in my administration. Very bigly. Australians will not be allowed in our borders without a photo of a kangaroo. Failing @nyTimes reporters must drop their pants before entering the press room. Anyone named Clinton will be barred from all 48 states with email. No one who has ever seen the movie Syriana will be allowed in the Unites States. How about Ivanka? Isn't she tremendous? And by tremendous I mean hot.
