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Fake News CNN catches the lying sacks of chit lying again. This has to be the dumbest administration in history. You have to watch this.

Gary Tuchman said, "The chain-link fence has never been a border fence. workers and law enforcement say they can't go on camera, tell us it's part of the construction site put up by the construction workers for safety. To be clear, border wall and border fencing is often getting repaired and replaced. If president Trump wants to build a new wall in a place that hasn't had one, he doesn't have the authorization or money to do that. At least yet. what Mr. Trump does have is the right to improve and repair current walls and fences. the same exact thing presidents before him have had.

CNN Exposes Trump Administration's Phony 'Border Wall'

Thank God we have a Pu**ygrabber in Chief who signed an order to end the oppression of Christians in America. #MAGA!

He hopes to follow this Godly achievement by signing legislation to strip healthcare from millions. Very Christian of him.

Just voted to through millions to the curb with their healthcare while recuperating from elective surgery for a preexisting condition. His other ride is on the taxpayers and I bet he got an iPhone too. Does being a dick count as a preexisting condition too?

The Republican Party just voted for misery and death for an estimated 24 million Americans. Meanwhile, the Republican president declared it OK for religions to participate in political speech. So, it seems to me that Christian churches should be condemning the Republican Party. If you are a true Christian and a loyal Republican, you are a profound, self-serving, hypocrite.

I guess it's a real possibility my two type 1 diabetic grandchildren will face discrimination on healthcare because of their pre-existing condition. Oh well f**k them they should have led better lives.

Death Panel

The GOP Health-Care Bill Is an Act of Cruelty

Marvel at the diversity. There are two females and two tiny hands, see if you can find them.

Republicans defend having no women in health care group - CNNPolitics.com

Does a lifetime of misogyny and preying on women count as a preexisting condition?

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/politics/news/a44629/donald-trump-insults-women/

GOP Promises Americans Will Be Able To Keep Current Medical Conditions If Obamacare Repealed

WASHINGTON—In an effort to reassure citizens ahead of a planned effort to overhaul the U.S. healthcare system, Republican congressional leaders promised Monday that Americans would still be able to keep their current medical conditions if the Affordable Care Act is repealed. “Whatever health problem you have right now, you will absolutely still be allowed to continue having it once Obamacare has been dismantled,” said House Speaker Paul Ryan, adding that the repeal of the landmark healthcare legislation would in no way prevent patients from maintaining their existing medical issues or even adding to their afflictions. “Let’s say you have lymphoma. Under our plan, you can still have lymphoma. You could even expand on that into other forms of cancer. In fact, for the vast majority of Americans, repealing Obamacare will actually increase the number of significant medical conditions available to them.” Ryan added that under the new system, millions of Americans would also see a 100 percent reduction in their health insurance premiums, copays, and coverage.


GOP Promises Americans Will Be Able To Keep Current Medical Conditions If Obamacare Repealed

Jesus in Trump's Amerika.

Here's how much health insurance companies paid Republicans to flip their vote on Trumpcare

Ellen Ripley said it best in Alien ‘I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them f**king each other over for a goddamned percentage.’

French Annoyingly Retain Right to Claim Intellectual Superiority Over Americans

Macron shows Trump what an actual popular vote landslide looks like.

Troubled Wisconsin Man Goes on 50 State Killing Spree


On Thursday afternoon, in Washington D.C., Paul Ryan, 45, entered his place of work in a murderous frenzy, killing thousands and injuring millions more, before he was finally stopped by the Senate.

Based on a manifesto he posted to the internet the evening before his assault, it is believed he was specifically targeting women, poor people, and people of color. A deeper dive into his public profile and social media shows a checkered past. He has expressed sexist, classist, and racist leanings for many years, although people close to Ryan say they did not expect him to act on them so effectively. Clearly a deeply troubled man, he has alternately blamed his actions on President Obama, President Trump, and God. Sources indicate he may be at least partially behind a conspiracy theory, widely circulated in certain circles, that the government has been secretly attempting to gain control of the wealth and guns of elderly Caucasian men, before castrating them.

While some co-workers describe him as a passive man, colleague Maxine Waters calling him “spineless” and “gutless” for example, at least one co-worker, Joe Kennedy, was not surprised by the ferocity of his violent tear. Joe had in fact spoken up about concerns about Ryan’s recent behavior, describing it as being without mercy, and “an act of malice.” Had his words been heeded in a timely manner, many, many lives might have been saved.

Recently Ryan had aligned himself with a local gang known as ‘The Freedom Caucus’ notorious for their longstanding feuds with the groups American Women and Thugs. A family member, speaking anonymously, expressed there had been an ongoing concern among those close to Ryan about what he might do under the influence of this group.

In an eerily prescient statement earlier this week, Ryan alluded to his coming actions saying “Let’s end this failed experiment.” If, as many believe, by “failed experiment” he was referring to his own career, he has certainly done that.

Ryan was taken into custody shortly after the incident, and transported by bus to the big house, where he was given beer.


Update: Not initially reported, Ryan is a Caucasian Christian, apparently radicalized as a child in Wisconsin through an organization called St. Mary’s Catholic School. Multiple sources have now confirmed that in addition to The Freedom Caucus, he also had connections to a radical Christian terrorist cell in D.C. comprised of lobbyists, CEOs, and other politicians, known as The Republicans. We understand a number of other members were taken into custody at the same time as Ryan, and a group mug shot has been released.



A group mug shot has been released
We will continue updating as new information becomes available. Meanwhile the public has been cleared to stop sheltering in place, and take to the streets.

Troubled Wisconsin Man Goes on 50 State Killing Spree

Holy Chit! Comey has been fired. Drumpf is in a panic and trying rid the gov of people who will ask the right questions.

Maybe he'll appoint David Clarke as the replacement.

Dammit all!! I picked the wrong week to stop drinking...

The letter from Deputy AG Rosenstein to AG Jefferson Beauregard Sessions states the reason is failure to "LOCK HER UP."
This is Nixonian.

The letter from Deputy AG Rosenstein to AG Jefferson Beauregard Sessions states the reason is failure to "LOCK HER UP."
This is Nixonian.

Has Giuliani accepted his new job yet? Seriously this is scary chit.

Has Giuliani accepted his new job yet? Seriously this is scary chit.

Rudy! Rudy! Rudy!

Why not Christie? Fergitaboutit!

Sara Huckajesus is conducting the DPB. WTF is spicy, hiding?

It's strange that all the reasons she's giving for Comeys firing could easily be applied to tRump.

Asked if we should doubt the President's words since he has repeatedly expressed support for Comey she says you can definitely have confidence in the President's words except when he speaks.

Spicer found.