MerMan's Rep Is Finally Getting Out...

what? :clap_1:

Congratulations River Otter! :clap_1:

You've won my 1 in a million grand prize - a week's use of the pink paddles!

They are specially designed to repel sharks (or was that attract, I don't remember what the salesman said exactly).

Please note the following restrictions:
This prize is valid only in the Continental US. Valid photo ID with an expiration date must be shown to collect the prize. This prize is invalid in states where alcohol is consumed at the beach.

Congratulations River Otter! :clap_1:

You've won my 1 in a million grand prize - a week's use of the pink paddles!

They are specially designed to repel sharks (or was that attract, I don't remember what the salesman said exactly).

Please note the following restrictions:
This prize is valid only in the Continental US. Valid photo ID with an expiration date must be shown to collect the prize. This prize is invalid in states where alcohol is consumed at the beach.

He'll have to find our house first since they are propped up against the wall in our garage!

Congratulations River Otter! :clap_1:

You've won my 1 in a million grand prize - a week's use of the pink paddles!

They are specially designed to repel sharks (or was that attract, I don't remember what the salesman said exactly).

Please note the following restrictions:
This prize is valid only in the Continental US. Valid photo ID with an expiration date must be shown to collect the prize. This prize is invalid in states where alcohol is consumed at the beach.

I ain't skeerd of no pink paddles

:clap_1: :funn:

I ain't skeerd of no pink paddles

of course you are not skeered of pink paddles!!! that is why we you. To complete your paddling wardrobe, SJ has a crop top for you on his tar.;-)

of course you are not skeered of pink paddles!!! that is why we you. To complete your paddling wardrobe, SJ has a crop top for you on his tar.;-)

BTW...don't you mean to call him "muffin"?????

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

BTW...don't you mean to call him "muffin"?????

Stump.

You go Merman pink paddles and all!!!!!!

Congratulations River Otter! :clap_1:

You've won my 1 in a million grand prize - a week's use of the pink paddles!

They are specially designed to repel sharks (or was that attract, I don't remember what the salesman said exactly).

Please note the following restrictions:
This prize is valid only in the Continental US. Valid photo ID with an expiration date must be shown to collect the prize. This prize is invalid in states where alcohol is consumed at the beach.

BTW...don't you mean to call him "muffin"?????

Oh, yes! My little muffin stump.

Stump.

You go Merman pink paddles and all!!!!!!

Oh, yes! My little muffin stump.

It's Muffin Top ladies :roll:

Oh, yes! My little muffin stump.

Wow - I've been off-line way too long. You gulls sound like you're getting to know RO way too well!

Oh, yes! My little muffin stump.

I don't think guys like to have the word "stump" associated with them in any way.

I don't think guys like to have the word "stump" associated with them in any way.

:clap_1: which is why we must always refer to the RO as "muffin stump". it is a term of endearment, and also a way of putting him in his place as needed (;-) ). at times we can call him a top, or a studmuff.

:clap_1: which is why we must always refer to the RO as "muffin stump". it is a term of endearment, and also a way of putting him in his place as needed (;-) ). at times we can call him a top, or a studmuff.

It's Top ladies .... :roll:

It's Top ladies .... :roll:

I've just always called you RO. Seems every third person I meet has that name. So now I should call you Top?!?

I've just always called you RO. Seems every third person I meet has that name. So now I should call you Top?!?

GoToTheBeachHottie..... Just call me

GoToTheBeachHottie..... Just call me

You just make an old gal feel good, you Studmuffin!

:roll: ...get a freakin' room.

I'm jealous!