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Drinking problem????!!!!!

Beach Fanatic
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A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table.


The wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she
hasn't been sober since."

"My goodness!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?":floor: :floor: :floor: :floor:

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Beach Lover
#2
That's too cute. :)
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SoWal Insider
#3
:funn:

I :wub: you Biff!
DD avatar
SoWal Expert
#4
:floor: :clap_1:
SoWal Insider
#5
:clap_1:
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superJfunn
#6
:floor:
dbuck avatar
Beach Fanatic
#7
In Biff fashion: BWHA HA HA HAAAAAHAAAAAAA
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Meow
#8
Boo Yah Biff! BTW...I haven't had a drink in 4 days!
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SoWal Expert
#9
Boo Yah Biff! BTW...I haven't had a drink in 4 days!

I could help you with that. :biggrin:
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Meow
#10
I could help you with that. :biggrin:

Texgent alert!!! I miscounted...it has been 5 days!!! :biggrin:
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SoWal Expert
#11
Texgent alert!!! I miscounted...it has been 5 days!!! :biggrin:

I think you and I might be the only Texans left...haven't heard from CoS, DT or Rita in a while......:idontno:
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Meow
#12
I think you and I might be the only Texans left...haven't heard from CoS, DT or Rita in a while......:idontno:

:blink: ...did we scare them off? Go call Kinky! I bet he is available!!!
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SoWal Expert
#13
:blink: ...did we scare them off? Go call Kinky! I bet he is available!!!

Gimme his # (see my post on Fed-Ex) !:biggrin:
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percy
#14
Biff, is it true that you produce a tv show?
Beach FanaticAuthor
#15
uh,,,remember we talked about this Lesley????? yes.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.
[quote=peapod1980;172159]Biff, is it true that you produce a tv show?[/quote]

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superJfunn
#16
ss+dd=:drink2:
DD avatar
SoWal Expert
#17
ss+dd=:drink2:


:clap_1:
Beach FanaticAuthor
#18
:floor: :floor: :floor: :floor: :floor:
Texgent alert!!! I miscounted...it has been 5 days!!! :biggrin:
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SoWal Insider
#19
In Biff fashion: BWHA HA HA HAAAAAHAAAAAAA

:lolabove: :floor: Did she spell it right? :idontno: ;-)
Beach FanaticAuthor
#20
:lolabove: :floor: Did she spell it right? :idontno: ;-)



Bwhaaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa "Perfection",.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.:lolabove:
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Beach Fanatic
#21
ss+dd+jf=:drink2:
:biggrin: :clap_1:
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Meow
#22
ss+dd=:drink2:

Finally! Some math I can excell at!!! :clap_1:

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