Looking for a Date

It's illegal for a woman of my age to date children under 18.

:roll:

So is my avatar. What time do you want to pick her up?

As it happens, I have an opening this evening. Any single hotties out there?

Well...as cute as you are......

Well...as cute as you are......

Yeah JOe. Secret identities only work for super heroes, not guys looking for dates. ;-)

As it happens, I have an opening this evening. Any single hotties out there?

you got nothin':roll:

do you look like the real smiley j? if you do then :scratch:

Dear Smiiling Joe,

Desperation is becoming.

xo
Kfunn

Great. Why don't I bring you all of my books and you can brief some notes for me on the pages I have to read. Then while you do that I can go out for a drink.

What time shall I pick you up?

Great. Why don't I bring you all of my books and you can brief some notes for me on the pages I have to read. Then while you do that I can go out for a drink.

What time shall I pick you up?

I knew it!!! bsmartypants is looking for a tort, I mean a tart!!!

I knew it!!! bsmartypants is looking for a tort, I mean a tart!!!

Kitty scores!:clap_1:

Kitty scores!:clap_1:

Oh, Dr. Skunky!! I miss you! And last time I saw rapunzey, she was running from a bridge!

Oh, Dr. Skunky!! I miss you! And last time I saw rapunzey, she was running from a bridge!

Yeah, this month has really took a bite out of SOWAL time. Work sucks.

Yeah, this month has really took a bite out of SOWAL time. Work sucks.

I hear you Sunky. Work is killin' a sista.

Yeah, this month has really took a bite out of SOWAL time. Work sucks.

Will it get better soon? I hope so. You may never get your pillow back from Patrick the Pug.

Will it get better soon? I hope so. You may never get your pillow back from Patrick the Pug.

Off tomorrow, but I will be moonlighting. Off next weekend, so should be SOWAL bound!:clap_1:

Off tomorrow, but I will be moonlighting. Off next weekend, so should be SOWAL bound!:clap_1:

:clap_1: Skunky :clap_1: rapunzey :nono1: move over Puggy!!!

:clap_1: Skunky :clap_1: rapunzey :nono1: move over Puggy!!!

Or as Rapunzey would put it Rapunzey:clap_1: Pug:clap_1: move over Skunky

I hear you Sunky. Work is killin' a sista.

:funn: ...kimmi is killin' a kitty!

Great. Why don't I bring you all of my books and you can brief some notes for me on the pages I have to read. Then while you do that I can go out for a drink.

What time shall I pick you up?

Sorry to disappoint, but I am not gay, hence the "hotties" term. I think you need to be courting 30gAy.

I squeezy Rapunzey tonight.

As it happens, I have an opening this evening. Any single hotties out there?

Sorry, I don't date toads...but then, I'm not a hottie so I guess were even.....

OK...this thread is really strange. Could the REAL SmilingjOe please come back?!?

I didn't even realize that there is a "Smiiling JOe," so yeah that comment about the date is totally inappropriate.

I didn't even realize that there is a "Smiiling JOe," so yeah that comment about the date is totally inappropriate.

Definitely an impostor. Noticed the different spelling last week.

:scratch: ummmm..."Pot, meet kettle"...