Sowal Ornament Exchange

Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid, the mermaid offered them one wish each so the the first fisherman said: "double my I.Q"..so the the mermaid did it and he started reciting Shakespeare.
Then the second fisherman said" "Triple my I.Q."..and sure enough the mermaid did it and amazingly he started doing math problems he didn't know existed. The third fisherman was so impressed that he asked the mermaid to quadruple his I.Q and the mermaid said: "Are you sure about that? It will change your whole life!"..the fisherman said yes so the mermaid turned him into a woman.

Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid, the mermaid offered them one wish each so the the first fisherman said: "double my I.Q"..so the the mermaid did it and he started reciting Shakespeare.
Then the second fisherman said" "Triple my I.Q."..and sure enough the mermaid did it and amazingly he started doing math problems he didn't know existed. The third fisherman was so impressed that he asked the mermaid to quadruple his I.Q and the mermaid said: "Are you sure about that? It will change your whole life!"..the fisherman said yes so the mermaid turned him into a woman.

Liv'sMom and I thoroughly approve of this story.

Liv'sMom and I thoroughly approve of this story.

Such a smart man.:clap_1:

If you read any of my posts you would find that you probably fall into the new and chatty category. If you knew me better, you probably wouldn't :nono1: me and know that I wouldn't intentionally leave out anyone.

I'm not trying to bash anyone, just stand up for people who may not feel like they have a voice.

Oh boy, I don't think I have ever seen OL's bunny hairs raised so high especially from the MOFO Wench of Kindness. I kind of like it.

Liv's Mom, you silly gull, don't you know that in order to become a MOFO wench you must walk the gangplank several times, eyes open, wearing a "How do spell funn shirt"? or be related to an existing MOFO wench, whereas induction only requires weighing to the High Wenchess of SoWell on SoWal. You obviously have not read the Wench Code Handbook.:nono1:
That's 2 days to Exile Island for you. :funn: Newbies........

Awwwwww.....BC.....great post!

BC! What a great post! I'm in the school library reading this thread right now, and that just made me "Awww!" out loud. I got a couple of funny looks, but that's pretty much part of my normal day.

y'all are the best!

Oh boy, I don't think I have ever seen OL's bunny hairs raised so high especially from the MOFO Wench of Kindness. I kind of like it.

Liv's Mom, you silly gull, don't you know that in order to become a MOFO wench you must walk the gangplank several times, eyes open, wearing a "How do spell funn shirt"? or be related to an existing MOFO wench, whereas induction only requires weighing to the High Wenchess of SoWell on SoWal. You obviously have not read the Wench Code Handbook.:nono1:
That's 2 days to Exile Island for you. :funn: Newbies........

Yeah clubs kind of turn me off. I'm just along for the "funn" ride. I like to hang, you know. Now about that Exile Island, is that all expenses paid? :clap_1:

BC - you just made me cry. what a sweet story of sowal. all those that end up as mofo wenches are biches on wheels with good hearts and who never ever complain when someone (OL) is doing something very special for the rest of us - like organize this ornament exchange.

OL - you are great for taking the initiative. whatever you say my little pancake. why not make it interesting and say that you MUST have 500 posts, and then we can get the young wenches sweating it out over the next few days posting their tits off. I think that would be wonderful entertainmnet, and kind of an initiation of sorts. and if they don't make it, well, then they have to send ornaments to everyone on the list...



I'm in... can I buy a nice ornament instead of make one? I love making them but not sure if and when I'll be able to get around to it. who knows...

...BC, you give Miss Kitty way too much credit, but she will take it.

That has to be the bestest heart felt SoWal.com wrap-up!!! I have always loved the endearing dysfunnctional family I have here. We certainly do laugh, bicker, cry and whine!!!! I think I can understand the feeling someone new might have reading the closeness so many enjoy. But, remember this...we were all new at one time!

OL...make sure I get BC's name. She asked for it!

Wanna start a newbies exchange?

:shock: this sounds like a blast! I don't have 500 posts, but I sure would love to play! :clap_1:

okay you young mofo wenches . get to work on your posting!!! do I need to get DD over here?

...BC, you give Miss Kitty way too much credit, but she will take it.

That has to be the bestest heart felt SoWal.com wrap-up!!! I have always loved the endearing dysfunnctional family I have here. We certainly do laugh, bicker, cry and whine!!!! I think I can understand the feeling someone new might have reading the closeness so many enjoy. But, remember this...we were all new at one time!

OL...make sure I get BC's name. She asked for it!

good point. also, it's up to each of us as to how involved we want to be here. do we want it to actually BE our life? or do we want it to just be a place to go and visit a little here and there? or something in between? I've done all levels, and they are all worthy. there are always your regulars on here which makes it great - Sueshore, Kathy Dwells, SJ, River Otter, Mermaid, Jdarg, Kimmifunn.... and a few others... these guys have been here since the beginning of time. they are really the bosses of us if you want to get technical. compared to them, mofo wenches are just mid-level management.

BC - you just made me cry. what a sweet story of sowal. all those that end up as mofo wenches are biches on wheels with good hearts and who never ever complain when someone (OL) is doing something very special for the rest of us - like organize this ornament exchange.

OL - you are great for taking the initiative. whatever you say my little pancake. why not make it interesting and say that you MUST have 500 posts, and then we can get the young wenches sweating it out over the next few days posting their tits off. I think that would be wonderful entertainmnet, and kind of an initiation of sorts. and if they don't make it, well, then they have to send ornaments to everyone on the list...



I'm in... can I buy a nice ornament instead of make one? I love making them but not sure if and when I'll be able to get around to it. who knows...

How about if I don't bother trying to meet the post or initiation requirements but go ahead and send all of you a lovely handmade ornament. I will just need each of your addresses so I know where to send the bird flu, I mean ornaments.
Seriously, very sweet idea. I'm not mocking OL's project. I wish you all happy ornament making. Sending beautiful ornament vibes to all.

How about if I don't bother trying to meet the post or initiation requirements but go ahead and send all of you a lovely handmade ornament. I will just need each of your addresses so I know where to send the bird flu, I mean ornaments.
Seriously, very sweet idea. I'm not mocking OL's project. I wish you all happy ornament making. Sending beautiful ornament vibes to all.

But Liv'sMom, you can't back out! I've already gotten an idea for yours and it's going to be bee-u-tee-ful; Yes it will. ) Don't disappoint me!

I think this is intended for those who truly wish to participate and experience the spirit of sowal friendship during the holiday.

Liv's Mom - you should lighten up and join in the funn if that is your wish. no need to threaten members, even in jest.

:roll: I think this is intended for those who truly wish to participate and experience the spirit of sowal friendship during the holiday.

Liv's Mom - you should lighten up and join in the funn if that is your wish. no need to threaten members, even in jest.

Oh Tootsie, I couldn't be any lighter if I were filled with helium. I am a chronic and incurable smart-a$$. You expressed my point exactly about this thread. It should be intended for anyone who truly wants to participate. Old and new. If you felt threatened by my post, I do apologize from the bottom of my heart.

OL - you are great for taking the initiative. whatever you say my little pancake. why not make it interesting and say that you MUST have 500 posts, and then we can get the young wenches sweating it out over the next few days posting their tits off. I think that would be wonderful entertainmnet, and kind of an initiation of sorts. and if they don't make it, well, then they have to send ornaments to everyone on the list...



I'm in... can I buy a nice ornament instead of make one? I love making them but not sure if and when I'll be able to get around to it. who knows...

What about having Spidey help you make one? You know the kind you make with applesauce and cinnamon and then bake? Something like that. I don't want anyone to stress over this. It has to be funn. I know that I will love what ever is sent to me because that person was thinking of me when they made it. I won't say you have to though.

Oh Tootsie, I couldn't be any lighter if I were filled with helium. I am a chronic and incurable smart-a$$. You expressed my point exactly about this thread. It should be intended for anyone who truly wants to participate. Old and new. If you felt threatened by my post, I do apologize from the bottom of my heart.

of course you were only kidding. not sure if it was very funny, but I know it was only a joke.

What about having Spidey help you make one? You know the kind you make with applesauce and cinnamon and then bake? Something like that. I don't want anyone to stress over this. It has to be funn. I know that I will love what ever is sent to me because that person was thinking of me when they made it. I won't say you have to though.

Those are the kind my mom used to make with us. We still have them. I don't know how, but we do.

Oh Tootsie, I couldn't be any lighter if I were filled with helium.

Funny...never heard that before.

I am a chronic and incurable smart-a$$.

No, Really? Who would have thought that for one second?

I will just need each of your addresses so I know where to send the bird flu, I mean ornaments.

I don't think I would like this. I am just now getting over the "regular" flu, and it has been a biotch...can't imagine what the bird flu would be like.

...BC, you give Miss Kitty way too much credit, but she will take it.

That has to be the bestest heart felt SoWal.com wrap-up!!! I have always loved the endearing dysfunnctional family I have here. We certainly do laugh, bicker, cry and whine!!!! I think I can understand the feeling someone new might have reading the closeness so many enjoy. But, remember this...we were all new at one time!

OL...make sure I get BC's name. She asked for it!

:nono1:

Now about that Exile Island, is that all expenses paid? :clap_1:

You'll have to check with upper management. Not my yob.
MOFO Wenches are only middle management.

Dammit, I missed a whole day of board family dysfunction. That'll teach me to leave the house again.:roll:

Liv's Mom- you wouldn't have known this, but any mention of Bird Flu sends Beachrunner off the deep end with panic. ;-)

BeachCrazy is the best board biographer ever.

The Mofo Wenches need custom T-shirts.


Now, back to ornament trading.

liv'smom, i have the perfect ornament in mind for liv. we made them back in preschool and somehow mine still exists. i need to get to work on them.

Dammit, I missed a whole day of board family dysfunction. That'll teach me to leave the house again.:roll:

Liv's Mom- you wouldn't have known this, but any mention of Bird Flu sends Beachrunner off the deep end with panic. ;-)

BeachCrazy is the best board biographer ever.

The Mofo Wenches need custom T-shirts.


Now, back to ornament trading.

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