I could also work for Toots!!! :clap_1:I went to the Dr. today. We talked about how I always get blah and dumpy in January and February. So, I suggested she write me a prescription...Winter in SoWal, take one daily!!! Now, what will Mr. Kitty say?
I could also work for Toots!!! :clap_1:
I could also work for Toots!!! :clap_1:Replies
58SoWal Expert
You are a genius! :clap_1:
I second that!!
Beach Fanatic
:clap_1: ...Mermaid's invited and so is everyone else! Just think...you get sick and tired of Winter and you come down to Kitty's Kondo! Brilliant I say, brilliant! This could be my life's work!I was even thinking I could get Bb to fly Jessifunn to Dallas and she could drive me over!
I'll be your driver! But only if we can stop in Shreveport and have lunch at Tacomania. Four years, and I still crave the guacamole salsa!
MeowAuthor
I'll be your driver! But only if we can stop in Shreveport and have lunch at Tacomania. Four years, and I still crave the guacamole salsa!
OKAY! I'll take you to Northpark first. We can pick up a vat of that salsa to take to SoWal!!! I was thinking about making dd drive with me, but she'd have to take the bus back! (no likey the flyey)
SoWal Expert
OKAY! I'll take you to Northpark first. We can pick up a vat of that salsa to take to SoWal!!! I was thinking about making dd drive with me, but she'd have to take the bus back! (no likey the flyey)
who said I would come back?
I would LOVE to drive you!! :clap_1:
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fartblossom
kitty - i will drive to texas and pick up you and dd, and then i will drive you to sowal... i can guarantee it will be a trip you'll never forget ....
i can't see nor can i drive very well !!
i can't see nor can i drive very well !!
MeowAuthor
kitty - i will drive to texas and pick up you and dd, and then i will drive you to sowal... i can guarantee it will be a trip you'll never forget ....
i can't see nor can i drive very well !!
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fartblossom
i just went to pick up carry out from ruby tuesdays - i drove my little car for the first time in about 2 months. i scared myself numerous times - i was in a cold sweat by the time i got home
this was me the whole time i was driving - can't imagine what the other drivers were looking like !
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
kitty - i will drive to texas and pick up you and dd, and then i will drive you to sowal... i can guarantee it will be a trip you'll never forget ....Plus you would fartblossom the whole time....
i can't see nor can i drive very well !!

fartblossom
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god can you imagine being trapped in that little car with me and me having gas ? the fumes alone would kill ya, let alone my driving !!!!
SoWal Expert
kitty - i will drive to texas and pick up you and dd, and then i will drive you to sowal... i can guarantee it will be a trip you'll never forget ....
i can't see nor can i drive very well !!
ROAD TRIP!:clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1:
god can you imagine being trapped in that little car with me and me having gas ? the fumes alone would kill ya, let alone my driving !!!!
My nose is stopped up most of the time anyway!
fartblossom
ROAD TRIP!:clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1:
My nose is stopped up most of the time anyway!
bet i could unstop it for ya !

SoWal Expert
bet i could unstop it for ya !
MeowAuthor
UH...I think I will fly. 

SoWal Insider
:clap_1: ...Mermaid's invited and so is everyone else! Just think...you get sick and tired of Winter and you come down to Kitty's Kondo! Brilliant I say, brilliant! This could be my life's work!I was even thinking I could get Bb to fly Jessifunn to Dallas and she could drive me over!
Mr. BB would absolutely love to have a mission! Make him feel like he actually needs a plane.
Is Jessifunn up for it?

Beach Fanatic
"Driving Mrs. Kitty"...wasn't that a made into a movie??? A margarita a day in SoWal keeps the doctor away...:clap_1:
SoWal Insider
:clap_1: :clap_1: Everyone come and play, we will find places for all of ya!!!!

fartblossom
UH...I think I will fly.
ha - who knew kitty was a chicken ??
SoWal Insider
ha - who knew kitty was a chicken ??
I don't think she's chicken. I think she thought the price of "gas" was too high. :rofl:
SoWal Insider
I don't think she's chicken. I think she thought the price of "gas" was too high. :rofl:
Audie just found out though that fartblossoms are the State Flower of Sango Jingo A malodorous perennial with a familiar bouquet, it has been traditionally used to adorn every bathroom in every home of Sango Jingo. In this way, anyone using the bathroom (toilet) will not be embarrassed as he or she lets the next person in, because it ALWAYS smells that way. :funn:
I think I may need to start a new thread. This page is too funny.
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picky
god can you imagine being trapped in that little car with me and me having gas ? the fumes alone would kill ya, let alone my driving !!!!
Drive with the top down~
fartblossom
Drive with the top down~
2 problems:
1. 3 people in a 2 person vehicle - won't work, and what about luggage ?
2. why waste good gas - keep the top closed and enjoy !
picky
2 problems:
1. 3 people in a 2 person vehicle - won't work, and what about luggage ?
2. why waste good gas - keep the top closed and enjoy !
Audie, I fear we are never going to make a lady of you.

fartblossom
Audie, I fear we are never going to make a lady of you.
oh no - just ask my mom - it is way too late for me....i seriously doubt i can change my ways at the ripe old age of 40 ! besides - being badd is so much more funn !
MeowAuthor
Audie, I fear we are never going to make a lady of you.
...boo boo yah!Hey Mermy...do you work?
I need to leave to run errands, but it is freezing and raining and I need you too tell me to just go!picky
...boo boo yah!
Hey Mermy...do you work?I need to leave to run errands, but it is freezing and raining and I need you too tell me to just go!
Don't you know I am a kept woman? I have peons run my errands for me so I won't have to tear myself away from SoWal! But if you are not so lucky, Miss Kitty, I command you now to Scram, Be Gone With You, and Beat It...all the way to the stores so you can get your errands done. I will hold your place on SoWal. ;-)
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