This is kind of fun to do when there is nothing to do at work. Sorta the situation I'm in. Go to www.google.com and type "____ needs" in the blank type your name. Then paste what the quote is here.
This is what mine read:
Ashley needs a very patient, accepting and loving family that will give her lots of time, attention and support. The family will need a very good support system.
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Beach Lover
I can keep anything confidential if you need to. ... Girl born Oct2003 Read message posted 08/02/05 by Liv'smom.
Not as good as yours.
Not as good as yours.
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
[SIZE=-1]"Darlene needs to get settled in." "Promise?" he said, looking stubborn. "I promise," she said, giving him a kiss. He tasted like a hazelnut latte. ...[/SIZE]
YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!
YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beach Lover
[SIZE=-1]"Darlene needs to get settled in." "Promise?" he said, looking stubborn. "I promise," she said, giving him a kiss. He tasted like a hazelnut latte. ...[/SIZE]
YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, jealous now.
picky
[SIZE=-1]It?s true that a mermaid needs to be comfortable swimming. More importantly they need to be performers and enjoy playing to a crowd. ...
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They're absolutely not talking about ME, no siree bob! :roll:
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They're absolutely not talking about ME, no siree bob! :roll:
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
[SIZE=-1]It?s true that a mermaid needs to be comfortable swimming. More importantly they need to be performers and enjoy playing to a crowd. ...[/SIZE]
They're absolutely not talking about ME, no siree bob! :roll:
Yeah, right Mermy...that is SO you and you know it!!!!!!!!! :funn:
Beach Fanatic
Biff needs is a really strong support bra!
BWHAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAA!!!!!!
SoWal Insider
Biff needs is a really strong support bra!
BWHAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAA!!!!!!
:funn: SoWal Insider
Oh Lordy, mine says"
"Beautiful Lovebird Mango Needs a Home....For sale $250.
:funn:
"Beautiful Lovebird Mango Needs a Home....For sale $250.
:funn:
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Biff needs is a really strong support bra!
BWHAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAA!!!!!!
Where can we get one? :funn:
fartblossom
this was so appropriate :
[SIZE=-1]Audra getting some rest. In the zone. Order Print Audra says 'Don't bother me...' You are getting very sleepy... Order Print Feet Audra needs some socks[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Audra getting some rest. In the zone. Order Print Audra says 'Don't bother me...' You are getting very sleepy... Order Print Feet Audra needs some socks[/SIZE]
Beach Fanatic
Becky needs individual attention and specialized help. (how'd they know??? [I did not add that]) ... Becky needs to blackmail a friend to get information about her blind date. ...
:clap_1:
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SoWal Expert
Renee needs a couple of double cheeseburgers and a shake!
Beach Fanatic
- Christy needs to finish knitting the shop sample poncho that she started a month ago. (Apparently Smiling JOe needs to come through with those knitting lessons he promised!)
- Christy needs to start exercising so she can stop feeling like a fat pig.
- Christy needs to see her friend Kelly more often so that the next time Kelly has to leave after a visit, Christy doesn't sob and hang onto her for dear life.
- Christy needs to buy some fall clothes.
- Christy needs to buy the new Melissa Etheridge Greatest Hits CD even though Melissa's interview on Oprah cemented Christy's belief that Melissa Etheridge is a moron.
- Christy also needs to buy the 30th edition of Born to Run that comes out next month. Then she needs to blast it while cleaning the bathroom, recreating the scene she witnessed weekly by her crazy mother every Saturday in the early 80s.
- Christy needs to stop thinking about buying things.
- Christy needs to get the new Holiday issue of Vogue so that she can make this sweater and wear it on Christmas.
- Christy needs to watch Grey's Anatomy on tivo tonight since she took a xanax and conked out last night. Christy heard that Christina (played by Sandra Oh) went crazy.
- Christy needs to read the second Traveling Pants book which she got out of the library. Christy needs tissues to read it since she cried through the end of the first book and the movie.
- Christy needs to get a life.
SoWal Insider
The first thing that came up for me was that I need braces. I have never needed braces. :funn: Of course, there were a hundred different things listed.
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Meow
Holy crapster, Christy!!! 
WHERE: Miss Kitty's Dance Hall & Cyber Saloon, 8800 Swanson Blvd., Clive. ... Whether or not "The Farmer Needs a Wife" film crew ends up in Iowa, ...
WHERE: Miss Kitty's Dance Hall & Cyber Saloon, 8800 Swanson Blvd., Clive. ... Whether or not "The Farmer Needs a Wife" film crew ends up in Iowa, ...
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FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
I read the 2nd book...pretty cute...
- Christy needs to read the second Traveling Pants book which she got out of the library. Christy needs tissues to read it since she cried through the end of the first book and the movie.
- Christy needs to get a life.
And you don't need a life baby...you have one right here with us!:clap_1:
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
Alison needs "males for her art"....Yeah baby!
how about this one....
Alison just looks like she?s trying too hard to be cool. ... Alison needs to eat a good meal
how about this one....
Alison just looks like she?s trying too hard to be cool. ... Alison needs to eat a good meal Beach Fanatic
I read the 2nd book...pretty cute...
And you don't need a life baby...you have one right here with us!:clap_1:
That's what google pulled up for "Christi needs"....it's all a blog entry from a Lesbian knitting site.
SoWal Expert
That's what google pulled up for "Christi needs"....it's all a blog entry from a Lesbian knitting site.
I think mine came from the same place....hmmmm. I only picked the one I liked. There were many more..
SoWal Expert
Now this was an interesting pursuit.
"My personal favorite: Jenny needs to eat Science Diet food from now on to keep the stones from reforming. (See mom I should have kept eating Dog food as a child)."
Jenny Needs a G-String (for Her Old Guitar) by Little Jimmy Dickens: Song Music Downloads.
"My personal favorite: Jenny needs to eat Science Diet food from now on to keep the stones from reforming. (See mom I should have kept eating Dog food as a child)."
Jenny Needs a G-String (for Her Old Guitar) by Little Jimmy Dickens: Song Music Downloads.
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
That's what google pulled up for "Christi needs"....it's all a blog entry from a Lesbian knitting site.WHEW!!!! you had me going there girl.....:rofl:
quirty
Oh was this the best laugh ever - these were my first three:
1) To really thrive, Linda needs to be a part of a loving, committed marriage
2) Linda needs some help with her appearance. You can be a real friend and help her with makeup and hair color. And no wise cracks about plastic surgery.
3) Linda Needs Mental Help
1) To really thrive, Linda needs to be a part of a loving, committed marriage
2) Linda needs some help with her appearance. You can be a real friend and help her with makeup and hair color. And no wise cracks about plastic surgery.
3) Linda Needs Mental Help
SoWal Insider
Mine also. Funny huh! Boy is this embarrassing.
31. Lisa needs a special joystick.
Boy is this embarrassing. 31. Lisa needs a special joystick.
bean
With a square body, Tina needs to narrow her shoulders and create a waist with fitted jackets and fishtail skirts.
Several other entires were really distubing. :shock:
Several other entires were really distubing. :shock:
SoWal Insider
Oh Lordy, mine says"I reran mine and they lowered the price.
"Beautiful Lovebird Mango Needs a Home....For sale $250.
:funn:
Renee needs a couple of double cheeseburgers and a shake!
Alison needs "males for her art"....Yeah baby!
Ya see. Something is telling you to get your Grecian model for your tar.
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