The Fartblossom, the National Flower of Sango Jingo

SoWal Insider

Nov 15, '06 · 10:13 AM1,868

Audie, this is too funny. Had to give it it's own thread. :funn:

The Fartblossom (Borborygmus paroxysmus) is the National Flower of Sango Jingo.

A malodorous perennial with a familiar bouquet, it has been traditionally used to adorn every bathroom in every home of Sango Jingo. In this way, anyone using the bathroom (toilet) will not be embarrassed as he or she lets the next person in, because it ALWAYS smells that way.
You have to read the page because it's hysterical. :floor:

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Meow

Nov 15, '06 · 10:17 AM#2

:roll: ...why, oh why do you egg audie on????

Beach Fanatic

Nov 15, '06 · 10:30 AM#3

NOW HOW DID I KNOW THIS WOULD HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DANG IT MANGO!!!!!!!!!!
:floor:

fartblossom

Nov 15, '06 · 10:34 AM#4

wow, i had no idea i was a national flower - what should i do to celebrate ? i know - free fumes for everyone !!!! :floor:

SoWal InsiderAuthor

Nov 15, '06 · 11:25 AM#5

:roll: ...why, oh why do you egg audie on????

Because it's funn. :blush:

I had to look up the word because I hadn't a clue what it meant.
I looked up fartblossom and in the new urban dictionary, it means "someone very important to you."
I didn't know about any gaseous problems until I read the other threads :lol:

I think I like flower is more appropriate now.

fartblossom

Nov 15, '06 · 11:36 AM#6

i think a fart blossom is a variation on the term turd blossom...

turd blossom

fartblossom

Nov 15, '06 · 11:37 AM#7

:roll: ...why, oh why do you egg audie on????

because she loves me - hey is that a good eye roll or a bad eye roll ? :idontno:

Beach Fanatic

Nov 15, '06 · 12:01 PM#8

"" (proper noun) One of G.W. Bush's nicknames for Karl Rove. ""
BWHA HAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAA
:floor:

Meow

Nov 15, '06 · 1:49 PM#9

because she loves me - hey is that a good eye roll or a bad eye roll ?

:roll: ...it is never a good sign when Miss Kitty rolls her eyes.

SoWal Expert

Nov 15, '06 · 3:26 PM#10

i think a fart blossom is a variation on the term turd blossom...

turd blossom

Definition #2 is not all bad! :lol:

2. (proper noun) One of G.W. Bush's nicknames for Karl Rove.

SoWal Guide

Nov 15, '06 · 3:46 PM#11

I like this definition it gives for turd blossom:

2. Suppossedly one who grew up in Texas.

okay, I know we got some turd blossoms on this here board... raise your hand if this is you...;-)

Beach Fanatic

Nov 16, '06 · 10:54 AM#12

Turd Blossom: decorative dropping left by Martha Stewart.

Meow

Nov 16, '06 · 3:37 PM#13

I like this definition it gives for turd blossom:

2. Suppossedly one who grew up in Texas.

okay, I know we got some turd blossoms on this here board... raise your hand if this is you...;-)

Well, not sure about the turd part, but the blossoms of Texas are gettin' together in about 2 1/2 hours!!!

SoWal Insider

Nov 16, '06 · 3:42 PM#14

Well, not sure about the turd part, but the blossoms of Texas are gettin' together in about 2 1/2 hours!!!

I hope someone will take lots of pics. Are you taking props with you or are you going to be spontaneous? ;-)

Tell all them gulls and mofo wenches, "Goto says hey!" Have a good time and have a jumbo for me!

bean

Nov 16, '06 · 3:43 PM#15

Well, not sure about the turd part, but the blossoms of Texas are gettin' together in about 2 1/2 hours!!!

Aww, have funn gulls and who's the picture taker in the group? Donna ? CoS??? Double D? But you'll never top your bag over the head pic! Get thinking gulls!!! Bags and feet are so last year. :rolling:

bean

Nov 16, '06 · 3:45 PM#16

Oh and Kitty---don't work too hard! :floor:

fartblossom

Nov 16, '06 · 3:49 PM#17

will mr k be paying you overtime for working late kitty ?

fartblossom

Nov 16, '06 · 3:50 PM#18

i always was told a turd blossom was the splat a cow pie makes when it hits the ground and spreads out......but that wasn't listed in the urban dictionary def.