Couldn't Resist This One - Tuesday Funny

MOTHER SUPERIOR CALLS ALL THE NUNS TOGETHER AND SAYS TO THEM,
"I MUST TELL YOU ALL SOMETHING....WE HAVE A CASE OF GONORRHEA IN THE CONVENT."


"PRAISE THE LORD," SAYS A BLONDE NUN AT THE BACK. "I'M SO TIRED OF CHARDONNAY."

She probably got it from a tractor seat :laughing1

Tractor seat! I'm laughing out loud right now. I adore sick people...

Tractor seat! I'm laughing out loud right now. I adore sick people...

What? :idontno:

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket.

During the service, following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral...I'm a gynecologist."

At that point, the proctologist fainted.

What? :idontno:

She probably means that your thought process is "sick." :laughing1

:blink: uh, yeah, the tractor seat visual made me have to go change my depends. Sorry, that happens often.
:oops:

She probably means that your thought process is "sick." :laughing1

She's met him, she knows he's sick :floor:

:blink: uh, yeah, the tractor seat visual made me have to go change my depends. Sorry, that happens often.
:oops:

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Tootsie is a riot !

She's met him, she knows he's sick :floor:

:idontno: What?

She probably got it from a tractor seat :laughing1

Seinfeld fan!!!! :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1:

Seinfeld fan!!!! :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1:

Bingo! ;-)

I love it RO.....we quote the JS show all the time, one of our favorites ..Jimmys down...Jimmy likes Elaine....Jimmy played a good game :lolabove: ya gotta love it!!!!!!

giddyup

Guess what's for supper ??


A BIIIIIIIGGGGGG SSSSAAAALLLLLLAAAAAD !!!

Can you spare a square?

Can you spare a square?

NO! I don't have a square to spare. :lolabove:

You can't spare a SQUARE?

I had an extremely contentious hearing this morning for a new winery in the Napa Valley. (Who would think it could be so hard to have a winery approved here?) After we got the thumbs up from the Planning Commission, I told your joke...to all around hilarity! Thanks for the bright note. It will be my favorite joke for some time to come.

I had an extremely contentious hearing this morning for a new winery in the Napa Valley. (Who would think it could be so hard to have a winery approved here?) After we got the thumbs up from the Planning Commission, I told your joke...to all around hilarity! Thanks for the bright note. It will be my favorite joke for some time to come.

Well, good glad I could bring a smile to your face!!! :clap_1: