If y'all don't start posting, I will be forced to start another chapter of the "Grayton Beach Memoirs".
Where the heck is everybody? Why's it so quiet? I'm gonna be outta town this weekend, so I need to hear from everyone TONIGHT!
Replies
69SoWal ExpertAuthor
Morning fellow MOFO wench.I was wondering? :scratch: Where does bat turd fit in now?
Texgent wenches knitted scarves? If you ever get one, you better send it to the needy freezin their arse off in New York this winter. :funn:
Oh forgot to ask the wench committee if I can head to the shore this weekend? 80's and sunny. Back on Tuesday. I may bring laptop. Hate lugging this thing with me.
Oh there's always room for bat turds. Will gladly send you a scarf for yo' freezin' arse!
And yes, you have my permission to travel this weekend....mofo wenches?
MOFO wenches....I LIKE IT!!! :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1:
Bat Turd...MMMMMMM I think they are sisters!can be used in tandem!
MOFO wenchy bat turd!!!:funn: (with a piece of penis cake!)
:funn: [/b]
As soon as I'm allowed to have sharp objects again, I'll knit one for all the MOFO Wenches. :funn:

SoWal ExpertAuthor
Glad you made it safely. How is the gumbo? Enjoy your weekend.
Oops! Didn't see this one! Thanks, the gumbo comes tonight.
SoWal Insider
[/B]
As soon as I'm allowed to have sharp objects again, I'll knit one for all the MOFO Wenches. :funn:
:funn: :rofl:SoWal Guide
[/b]
As soon as I'm allowed to have sharp objects again, I'll knit one for all the MOFO Wenches. :funn:
yay!!! not that I need one here, but I really like 'em. can wear it on the beach this winter!!! beach in winter is very special...
during the day.SoWal Guide
Morning fellow MOFO wench.I was wondering? :scratch: Where does bat turd fit in now?
Texgent wenches knitted scarves? If you ever get one, you better send it to the needy freezin their arse off in New York this winter. :funn:
Oh forgot to ask the wench committee if I can head to the shore this weekend? 80's and sunny. Back on Tuesday. I may bring laptop. Hate lugging this thing with me.
your travel request has been approved with only one stipulation. take the laptop.
but if you choose not to, all wenches will be very understanding when they decide upon your consequences for such action.
Mango - I wouldn't take it... that's just me speaking, not the wench committee.. they are really tough sometimes in their demands. I think they'll miss you.
Edited
SoWal Guide
Oh, and the term bat turd does not apply to us by any means. only to others when we need to call them a bad name. the original word was: basturd, or bastid. certainly not descriptive of any wenches I know...
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
Oh, and the term bat turd does not apply to us by any means. only to others when we need to call them a bad name. the original word was: basturd, or bastid. certainly not descriptive of any wenches I know...OMG Toots...your sig line is grayt!!! :clap_1: :clap_1: :funn: :rofl:
And BTW...you are right about the bat turd...but wenches can be called bat turds in jest! ;-)
SoWal Guide
OMG Toots...your sig line is grayt!!! :clap_1: :clap_1: :funn: :rofl:
And BTW...you are right about the bat turd...but wenches can be called bat turds in jest! ;-)
yes, you are right. anything goes around here. especially mofo.
SoWal Insider
your travel request has been approved with only one stipulation. take the laptop.
but if you choose not to, all wenches will be very understanding when they decide upon your consequences for such action.
Mango - I wouldn't take it... that's just me speaking, not the wench committee.. they are really tough sometimes in their demands. I think they'll miss you.
Brought the laptop and I am sitting outside riding on someones unsecure network! A wedding party is going on. I am sitting outside boogeying and sowaling. Mr. mango is peeing in his pants.

SoWal Insider
We need dancing tar..... Shake your groove thing is on now!
Oh cool, a dance mix, woo hoo. Sowaling, dancing, and listening to the waves drinking my starbucks. I could die right here.
Oh cool, a dance mix, woo hoo. Sowaling, dancing, and listening to the waves drinking my starbucks. I could die right here.
SoWal Guide
We need dancing tar..... Shake your groove thing is on now!![]()
Oh cool, a dance mix, woo hoo. Sowaling, dancing, and listening to the waves drinking my starbucks. I could die right here.
how funn!! I gotta tip for ya. ditch the starbucks. get a wine...
hi Mr. Mango!!!
Edited
SoWal ExpertAuthor
Mornin' MOFO wenches! I'm gettin' ready to get back home on the road to home. Just wanted to check in for a minute. Have a grayt day and I'll talk to y'all tonight. 
Meow
Safe travels to you dd. It is RAINING here!!! :clap_1:
SoWal ExpertAuthor
Safe travels to you dd. It is RAINING here!!! :clap_1:
Thanks! I see that on the weather channel!! I'm so excited! But not looking forward to driving through a monsoon. But, I'll take it if it gives us some relief!!
SoWal Insider
Be careful drivin, Sorry I have missed this whole thread.
been awol from sowal!!!!
been awol from sowal!!!!
SoWal Guide
Be careful drivin, Sorry I have missed this whole thread.
been awol from sowal!!!!
yes, the sowal mofo wench committee wants to know where ya been? you may not know about this committee but you are certainly a member...
SoWal Insider
busy not doing much of anything. been real busy at work this week. 2 homes under contract, yee hah!!! went to camp on fri night and yesterday, well watched lsu/au. good game ....bad ending.....
quote=Tootsie;149412]yes, the sowal mofo wench committee wants to know where ya been? you may not know about this committee but you are certainly a member...[/quote]
quote=Tootsie;149412]yes, the sowal mofo wench committee wants to know where ya been? you may not know about this committee but you are certainly a member...[/quote]SoWal Guide
busy not doing much of anything. been real busy at work this week. 2 homes under contract, yee hah!!! went to camp on fri night and yesterday, well watched lsu/au. good game ....bad ending.....[/quote]quote=Tootsie;149412]yes, the sowal mofo wench committee wants to know where ya been? you may not know about this committee but you are certainly a member...
:clap_1: yah you!
Beach Fanatic
Safe travels DD!! 

Checking your forum account
Please wait while we verify your forum account.
I was wondering? :scratch: Where does bat turd fit in now?