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30gAy avatar
Beach Fanatic
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I'm thinking that 'Banned on Sowal' will become trendy. Sort of like "banned in Boston' once was.

At least it should be good for a dinner invitation,

"Hon, did you hear that so-n-so just got banned on Sowal.com? Maybe we should invite him to our Peruvian Tapas dinner party on Friday. I mean how often have we complained about how dull and monotoned the dinner conversation has gotten since the last of our Gen-Y friends moved? If I have to listen to another conversation about real estate and Greta Van Susteren's latest Fox News report my eyes are going to permanently glaze over. He will be so hip and controversial!"

I will endeavour to get myself banned on Sowal; smote down by the mighty e-hand of the Webmaster. I expect lots of dinner invitations.

Any suggestions on how to do this?

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ktschris avatar
Beach Fanatic
#27
Thank you all for your kind advice. I will be taking all the suggestions into consideration.


Before I forget, I'm looking for some new recipies for turtle soup; I picked up a loggerhead on the beach Tuesday and can't find my cookbook. And wouldn't you know, Martha just does not cover this topic in any of her books.................

:lolabove: I hope you remembered to grab the eggs too, you'll need breakfast!
30gAy avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#28
:lolabove: I hope you remembered to grab the eggs too, you'll need breakfast!

Done. They were served fried and shell side up, with a side of freshly harvested Sea Oates.
Mango avatar
SoWal Insider
#29
Done. They were served fried and shell side up, with a side of freshly harvested Sea Oates.


:lolabove:
InletBchDweller avatar
SoWal Insider
#30
:floor: u r toooo funny!!!
Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#31
sea turtle soup and sea turtle poached eggs for breakfast! :shock: :lolabove: :shock:


all kidding aside, a woman in Seaside went inside the bookstore recently and asked my friend who works there where they could buy some baby sea turtles for the kids to take home... :blink:
Miss Kitty avatar
Meow
#32
sea turtle soup and sea turtle poached eggs for breakfast! :shock: :lolabove: :shock:


all kidding aside, a woman in Seaside went inside the bookstore recently and asked my friend who works there where they could buy some baby sea turtles for the kids to take home... :blink:

FTLOG!!!!! She is banned fron SoWal for life because she is an idiot.
Ocean Lover avatar
bean
#33
FTLOG!!!!! She is banned fron SoWal for life because she is an idiot.

😱 :floor: Oh jeeesh.
Rita avatar
margarita brocolia
#34
sea turtle soup and sea turtle poached eggs for breakfast! :shock: :lolabove: :shock:


all kidding aside, a woman in Seaside went inside the bookstore recently and asked my friend who works there where they could buy some baby sea turtles for the kids to take home... :blink:

We could think all week of crazy ways to get banned and not come up with any close to this!

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Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#35
We could think all week of crazy ways to get banned and not come up with any close to this!

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I know. apparently the woman thought that the little turtles you get in pet stores are one and the same as baby sea turtles that hatch on the beach.:blink:
Sheila avatar
SoWal Insider
#36
I know. apparently the woman thought that the little turtles you get in pet stores are one and the same as baby sea turtles that hatch on the beach.:blink:



:shock: I hope your friend was able to sell her a book about sea turtles, so she could hopefully figure out the difference! :bang:
Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#37
:shock: I hope your friend was able to sell her a book about sea turtles, so she could hopefully figure out the difference! :bang:

good point...;-)
Allifunn avatar
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
#38
Done. They were served fried and shell side up, with a side of freshly harvested Sea Oates.
This will only get you whipped and spanked....not banned :floor:
Mango avatar
SoWal Insider
#39
This will only get you whipped and spanked....not banned :floor:

Hmmm, whatcha think 30gAy about the whipping and spanking? :funn:
katie blue avatar
kt loo
#40
This photo might get me banned! Dare me?

Miss Kitty avatar
Meow
#41
:floor: Keep on trying! How much are those gum balls?
katie blue avatar
kt loo
#42
I don't know, SS, but seems to me the right person wearing that outfit could make one heckuva good living. Fill up the gumballs everyday, and watch the quarters fly til the gumballs are gone. talk about a get rich quick scheme...
kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#43
I don't know, SS, but seems to me the right person wearing that outfit could make one heckuva good living. Fill up the gumballs everyday, and watch the quarters fly til the gumballs are gone. talk about a get rich quick scheme...

Not banned KB. Someone else posted this a while back and they didn't get the boot!!!! ;-)
katie blue avatar
kt loo
#44
What, that was second time that photo was posted? Dang, I *am* having an off day.
kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#45
What, that was second time that photo was posted? Dang, I *am* having an off day.

Well it was a LONG time ago KB.....
Rita avatar
margarita brocolia
#46
This photo might get me banned! Dare me?


:lolabove: Notice the electrical tape? Do you suppose he's really "wired"?


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30gAy avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#47
I am not often shocked, but that one got me good!

Gave me a great idea for Halloween - I'm going to go as a snack vending machine and dispense Milk Duds from my G-string.
Kurt avatar
Admin
#48
I am not often shocked, but that one got me good!

Gave me a great idea for Halloween - I'm going to go as a snack vending machine and dispense Milk Duds from my G-string.

Will you also offer "Mr. Goodbar"?
Allifunn avatar
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
#49
Will you also offer "Mr. Goodbar"?
:rofl:
30gAy avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#50
Will you also offer "Mr. Goodbar"?

No, but if you're lucky you may reach in and find something close to a Butterfinger.:rolling:
Allifunn avatar
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
#51
No, but if you're lucky you may reach in and find something close to a Butterfinger.:rolling:
😱 😱 :floor: :floor:

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