'Best of SoWal' Quote List

[30gAy]

It occured to me that there are some hilarious quotes out there, and I thought it would be funn to memorialize some of them...........

Please post your favorites below.

 

[30gAy]

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This little gem of a quote:

"No plans on coming back, I am having to much fun fighting with the nation of Islam and over all I think there are a lot of good people here." -2fabian as don?tdoit

Priceless

 

[ladyj]

I LOVE this one!

Originally Posted by ATJoe
We're set to roll into Sandestin in a month and my biggest fear was not hurricanes, sharks, or jellyfish but the very real possibility of having a fatal cerebral hemorrhage at one of the local big box food and supply marts.

 

[kathydwells]

"If you ain't got no money take your broke a$$ home." Miss Kitty

 

[potatovixen]

"I need to do some more subservient housewife chores before ym lord and master gets home." ~Jdarg

 

[Jdarg]

"I need to do some more subservient housewife chores before ym lord and master gets home." ~Jdarg

I'm actually trying to do these chores right now!!!! Aren't y'all proud of me??

 

[Jdarg]

When Toots said "a$$holiness".

 

[kathydwells]

I'm actually trying to do these chores right now!!!! Aren't y'all proud of me??

Can you drive North a few hundred miles and do my chores for me? I will pay you in alcohol.

 

[Jdarg]

Can you drive North a few hundred miles and do my chores for me? I will pay you in alcohol.

I don't drink. :lie:

 

[kathydwells]

I don't drink. :lie:

Me either.