[font=Tahoma]Twenty-eight years ago, Bubba James, an [size=2][color=black][color=black][font=Tahoma]Alabama[/font][/color][/color][/size][/font][size=2][color=black][color=black][font=Tahoma] Mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day of boot camp, the Army issued him a toothbrush. That afternoon, an Army dentist yanked several of his teeth. On his second day, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon, an Army barber sheared his head. On his third day, he was issued a jock strap. [/font][/color][/color][/size] [size=2][color=black][color=black][font=Tahoma]The Army is still looking for Bubba.[/font][/color][/color][/size]
