Mango
SoWal Insider
As I was looking around at childrens books that might help a child learn about the Election Process and Government, I ran across a bunch of books that could really screw up your child's head. Here are some wonderful holiday gifts that just will keep on giving and maybe when a child reaches of legal age, they just might move to Canada or some remote island. I've broken them down into separate posts, both Conservative and Liberal.
This full-color illustrated book is a fun way for parents to teach young children the valuable lessons of conservatism. Written in simple text, readers can follow along with Tommy and Lou as they open a lemonade stand to earn money for a swing set. But when liberals start demanding that Tommy and Lou pay half their money in taxes, take down their picture of Jesus, and serve broccoli with every glass of lemonade, the young brothers experience the downside to living in Liberaland.
and from the same author, although I would suggest this one after Xmas as to not scare the bejeebus out a child.
Product Description
Johnny and Luke loved being in Miss Bardin's third-grade class -- especially at Christmas time, when the class put on its annual pageant, complete with a nativity scene and even an obliging donkey! But when Senator Weary, Al Snore, Congresswoman Clunkton and the whole 9th Circuit court show up demanding an end to the fun and festivities in the name of diversity, global warming, and stinky French cheese, all is almost lost until Johnny, Luke and an unexpected hero armed with a mysterious piece of paper unite to save Christmas.
From the Publisher
The kids' series that Hillary hates is back! Katharine DeBrecht and illustrator Jim Hummel, the team that brought you the first two "Help! Mom!" books -- There are Liberals Under My Bed! and Hollywood's in My Hamper! -- return with their funniest, most outrageous adventure yet. Like every "Help! Mom!" book, The 9th Circuit Nabbed the Nativity has something for kids and parents alike.
Young readers will love following along with the lively story and full-color pictures while singing the ridiculous (but very politically correct) new lyrics for
The First Noel: ~The First Toenail, the Liberals did say Was that the harder people work The more taxes they pay~
This full-color illustrated book is a fun way for parents to teach young children the valuable lessons of conservatism. Written in simple text, readers can follow along with Tommy and Lou as they open a lemonade stand to earn money for a swing set. But when liberals start demanding that Tommy and Lou pay half their money in taxes, take down their picture of Jesus, and serve broccoli with every glass of lemonade, the young brothers experience the downside to living in Liberaland.
and from the same author, although I would suggest this one after Xmas as to not scare the bejeebus out a child.
Product Description
Johnny and Luke loved being in Miss Bardin's third-grade class -- especially at Christmas time, when the class put on its annual pageant, complete with a nativity scene and even an obliging donkey! But when Senator Weary, Al Snore, Congresswoman Clunkton and the whole 9th Circuit court show up demanding an end to the fun and festivities in the name of diversity, global warming, and stinky French cheese, all is almost lost until Johnny, Luke and an unexpected hero armed with a mysterious piece of paper unite to save Christmas.
From the Publisher
The kids' series that Hillary hates is back! Katharine DeBrecht and illustrator Jim Hummel, the team that brought you the first two "Help! Mom!" books -- There are Liberals Under My Bed! and Hollywood's in My Hamper! -- return with their funniest, most outrageous adventure yet. Like every "Help! Mom!" book, The 9th Circuit Nabbed the Nativity has something for kids and parents alike.
Young readers will love following along with the lively story and full-color pictures while singing the ridiculous (but very politically correct) new lyrics for
The First Noel: ~The First Toenail, the Liberals did say Was that the harder people work The more taxes they pay~
