Our annual corporate Christmas Party is tomorrow night. This event is a true spectical every year and to simply sit and watch and listen is the best part of it. People start saying and doing things they normally wouldn't. Not to mention, they tend to go home with people they normally wouldn't give the time of day to. :floor:
The limo drivers are the ones with the good stories at the end of the night.
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Smiling JOeSmiling JOeSoWal Expert31,643 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal Expert
Smiling JOeSoWal Expert31,643 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal ExpertOur annual corporate Christmas Party is tomorrow night. This event is a true spectical every year and to simply sit and watch and listen is the best part of it. People start saying and doing things they normally wouldn't. Not to mention, they tend to go home with people they normally wouldn't give the time of day to. :floor:Blackmail - the new way to retire early. Take your camera. :funn:
The limo drivers are the ones with the good stories at the end of the night.
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Miss KittyMeow47,011 postsJoined View profileMessageMeowBlackmail - the new way to retire early. Take your camera. :funn:
hee hee hee...so true!!!!
Blackmail - the new way to retire early. Take your camera. :funn:
Don't worry. I'll be snappin away.
Last year, some poor guy's reputation was ruined. He went home with someone he shouldn't have and the next week, he wouldn't talk to her. So what does she do? She tells everybody in the building that he is "the size of a big toe". :floor:
OUCH! People are ruthless.
kathydwellskathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined View profileMessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nickname
kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined View profileMessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameDon't worry. I'll be snappin away.
Last year, some poor guy's reputation was ruined. He went home with someone he shouldn't have and the next week, he wouldn't talk to her. So what does she do? She tells everybody in the building that he is "the size of a big toe". :floor:
OUCH! People are ruthless.
The scorned woman....not a good thing!!!!
KimmifunnKimmifunnFunnkaliciousHollyhood9,699 postsJoined View profileMessageFunnkalicious
KimmifunnFunnkaliciousHollyhood9,699 postsJoined View profileMessageFunnkaliciousI live for corporate Christmas parties.
Last year a co-worker of mine on the Grey Goose account ordered 8 bottles ($450 a pop) and billed them back to the client. I became the AE on that account after that.
As the night rolled on MK and Ashley Olsen showed up...along with Patrick Swayze.
Unfortunately all the guys in my biz are gay...so we have limited hook-ups unless it's girl on girl.
Last year a co-worker of mine on the Grey Goose account ordered 8 bottles ($450 a pop) and billed them back to the client. I became the AE on that account after that.
As the night rolled on MK and Ashley Olsen showed up...along with Patrick Swayze.
Unfortunately all the guys in my biz are gay...so we have limited hook-ups unless it's girl on girl.
so we have limited hook-ups unless it's girl on girl.
Well that works too :floor:
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dbuckBeach FanaticKY3,966 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach FanaticDon't worry. I'll be snappin away.
Last year, some poor guy's reputation was ruined. He went home with someone he shouldn't have and the next week, he wouldn't talk to her. So what does she do? She tells everybody in the building that he is "the size of a big toe". :floor:
Payback is Hell, isn't it? :lolabove:
Payback is Hell, isn't it? :lolabove:
It sure is. That guy is always mad now. I probably would be too if I had 3 big toes. :floor:
Smiling JOeSmiling JOeSoWal Expert31,643 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal Expert
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Last year, some poor guy's reputation was ruined. He went home with someone he shouldn't have and the next week, he wouldn't talk to her. So what does she do? She tells everybody in the building that he is "the size of a big toe". :floor:
OUCH! People are ruthless.
That is better for him than the mistress sending flowers to his home and having his wife find out the hard way. Ouch!
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dbuckBeach FanaticKY3,966 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach FanaticThat is better for him than the mistress sending flowers to his home and having his wife find out the hard way. Ouch!
Hope these aren't words of experience.:?:
Smiling JOeSmiling JOeSoWal Expert31,643 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal Expert
Smiling JOeSoWal Expert31,643 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal ExpertHope these aren't words of experience.:?:
Not my personal experience. I would never cheat on someone for whom I cared.
I can learn many things from other people.;-)
Not my personal experience. I would never cheat on someone for whom I cared.
I can learn many things from other people.;-)
He wasn't cheating. He was just seizing the moment. He's married now to a very unhappy wife.
TooFarTampaTooFarTampaSoWal InsiderNative of Tampa now in Boston 'burbs. Left my hear5,422 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal Insider
TooFarTampaSoWal InsiderNative of Tampa now in Boston 'burbs. Left my hear5,422 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal InsiderHe wasn't cheating. He was just seizing the moment. He's married now to a very unhappy wife.
I just can't bring myself to state the obvious. :funn:
dbuckdbuckBeach FanaticKY3,966 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach Fanatic
dbuckBeach FanaticKY3,966 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach FanaticI just can't bring myself to state the obvious. :funn:
I was thinking the same thing.
Where is Kathydwells when you need her?
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Miss KittyMiss KittyMeow47,011 postsJoined View profileMessageMeow
Miss KittyMeow47,011 postsJoined View profileMessageMeowI was thinking the same thing.
Where is Kathydwells when you need her?
Yoo Hoo, Darlene??? Here's one for you on a silver platter!!!
RitaRitamargarita brocoliaDune Allen Beach5,207 postsJoined View profileMessagemargarita brocolia
Ritamargarita brocoliaDune Allen Beach5,207 postsJoined View profileMessagemargarita brocoliaI was thinking the same thing.
Where is Kathydwells when you need her?
Me too! I don't think we need KD on this one ..... :funn: It'll stand on it's own.
kathydwellskathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined View profileMessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nickname
kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined View profileMessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameYoo Hoo, Darlene??? Here's one for you on a silver platter!!!
Well, I thought I had posted something on this, however it must have gotten hijacked somewhere...SO, here goes again.
So LL....did the scorned woman of this "Big Toe" man know the now unhappy wife? And if so, did she mention to her the ummmmm questionable "size" issue of her future husband? I know, I know..size does not matter...but FTLOG the size of a "Big Toe". Now that matters. That is why this poor woman is unhappy. She needs to go to the Corporate Christmas party this year with her "Big Toe Man" and find her a man with a little more substance....Oh, that is right LL, aren't you going to this party....is it true what they say about men with Big Heads? You better watch out, she is unhappy and she is gonna be looking!!!! 😀
kathydwellskathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined View profileMessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nickname
kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined View profileMessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameMe too! I don't think we need KD on this one ..... :funn: It'll stand on it's own.
TOOO late, I just had to chime in. :lol:
seagroveloverseagroveloverlittle sugarSt Louis Missouri2,984 postsJoined View profileMessagelittle sugar
seagroveloverlittle sugarSt Louis Missouri2,984 postsJoined View profileMessagelittle sugarKathy D....it was worth the wait.... :lolabove: :lolabove: :lolabove:
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